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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749869)

I'll keep doing them until I get bored or booed off stage. The first one was easy. 100 would be tough without stealing jokes.

Carlos Mencia will not mind if you take a couple of his. He didn't write them anyway.

Hootie, see what a failure you are?

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Originally Posted by Branden Albert's Huge Balls (Post 9749875)

Hootie, see what a failure you are?

He has disowned himself from this thread.

I see it gaining a 1000 more posts and him pining to come back.

Hootie should be removed from this thread due to abuse.

Columbia House shit was classic. LMAO

Damn i was gonna roast hootie but i guess its too late for that. I honestly think anyone should roast whomever, whenever, just to keep the list going at a much faster pace.

That and people will start running out of material after about 5-6 Roasts. Most people's humor becomes redundant, hootie isn't the only one.

Who the **** let BlackBob TardPants back in?

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Originally Posted by TimBone (Post 9749925)

Right? ....and he's blatant about it as well, after giving his word that he wouldn't be back. He just can't stay away.

Haha, he's not even trying to hide his identity anymore.

Blackbob is more entertaining right now than Hootie anyway... Onward to 10K!!! *Then burn it with fire*

Once this reaches it's goal....it's trial time!!!

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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 9749714)

#85 BigRedChief

BigRedChief is the single most self-indulgent poster on this board. He tries to come across as everyone's buddy, but every thread he starts is nothing more than a vehicle for humble-bragging. We get it, BRC...you make a bunch of money, but you could make a lot more if you weren't so dedicated to serving others...what a great guy you are. Basically, he's the upper-middle class version of Dane. I'd say he's like Dane minus the part about treating twelve year old's sphinctors as pinky rings, but I've seen pictures of him, and if he doesn't have to turn off his lights and close his curtains on Halloween, he should. Also, he's the kind of guy who calls his
curtains "drapes".

He decorates his house in 1980s artwork that focuses on nearly nude drawings of women with butch haircuts. They remind him of his younger days when he was a keytar player in a Styx cover band. He claims that he is some black belt in karate, but the closest he comes to working out is when he invites frazod over to jack off to Jane Fonda movies on VHS.

Pros: Once got away with ripping off Columbia House by purchasing 8 tapes for a penny and then claiming to move out of the country to avoid having to buy the rest. Can wear Zubaz pants, and it actually works for him.

Cons: Calls black people "coloreds". Chews nicotine gum while smoking. Cleans his ears with safety pins.

Outlook for 2014: Exactly the same as this year. Nothing about him has changed since 1982. Why should next year be any different?

ROFLROFL

On par or maybe even better than Hooties roast.

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Originally Posted by PGM (Post 9749969)

Blackbob is more entertaining right now than Hootie anyway... Onward to 10K!!! *Then burn it with fire*

Once this reaches it's goal....it's trial time!!!

Why aren't you adding the Saul Good ranking to the OP? IMO, he deserves it.

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Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 9749888)

Damn i was gonna roast hootie but i guess its too late for that.

Nope. The stage is still open. Fire away.

What did you think of Saul Good's first entry, Frazod?

Will the pootie rating scale be changed to the equally nonsensical saulie scale?

Can't wait to see him roast Bambi...