ChiefsPlanet - I have a date.

I'm so happy this entire ordeal is over. I've watched disappointedly for 8 full years. Even the Chiefs have brought me joy more frequently than that. Even though the ending was bittersweet, I am looking forward to the next step in the saga of Clayton Wendler's life; buying matching Garanimals without mommy's supervision.

Your jokes are falling far, far short of the mark. You've lost your burst.

DaKCMan AP

07-01-2009 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875074)

Because there was, in fact, no climax.

I did get HER off, though. My arm has never ached so badly.

You were so flaccid you couldn't satisfy her?

Mile High Mania

07-01-2009 09:18 AM

ROFL I wonder if anyone is buying this story...

Based on your comments, you just proved that it is indeed difficult for a gay man to enjoy the pleasures of a woman.

Phobia

07-01-2009 09:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875076)

Your jokes are falling far, far short of the mark. You've lost your burst.

That hurts me deeply, Clay. Honestly, your opinion matters to me a great deal. I'm shocked that the target of my jokes doesn't find them to be hilarious.

Skip Towne

07-01-2009 09:23 AM

Here's an idea for your new schtick. The trials and tribulations of your quest to work for Sports Illustrated

Sure-Oz

07-01-2009 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5875081)

You were so flaccid you couldn't satisfy her?

:shake:

boogblaster

07-01-2009 09:27 AM

Go Boy you have to insert your penie to really have had sex with a woman ..

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 09:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mile High Mania (Post 5875090)

ROFL I wonder if anyone is buying this story...

Based on your comments, you just proved that it is indeed difficult for a gay man to enjoy the pleasures of a woman.

Gee, I hope everyone will buy my story that I had disappointing sex. It means so much to me!

PS - Yes, I could be gay. If I am, get ready for Attention Whore Mark II. It's gonna be FABULOUS! I would be the most obnoxious bundle of sticks EVER.

crazycoffey

07-01-2009 09:35 AM

sooo, goatboy said he had sex, and you all are lapping it up. Gotta love the offseason.....

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CrazyCoffey (Post 5875118)

sooo, goatboy said he had sex, and you all are lapping it up. Gotta love the offseason.....

At this point, knowing I had sex is enough for me. I'm not particularly proud of the fact I went limp like an old man.

Phobia

07-01-2009 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875122)

At this point, knowing I had sex is enough for me. I'm not particularly proud of the fact I went limp like an old man.

You are an old man. You missed your sexual prime by about 7 years.

Hammock Parties

07-01-2009 09:42 AM

Hey, at least I didn't have to pay for it. A chick WANTED to have sex with me.

http://thegooddemocrat.files.wordpre...complished.jpg

wutamess

07-01-2009 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875114)

I thought there was a thread about you coming out on Warpaint?
Am I mistaken?

Also... I honestly think you're gay. I had a friend that banged another chick friend of my wife's and she said he couldn't stay hard either. We all suspected the guy friend to be gay but that sorta confirmed it.

He threw up some BS excuse as to why he couldn't stay hard... She believed him. :rolleyes:

The Franchise

07-01-2009 09:45 AM

Well dude......you got your dick wet.......now move on.

Find a girl that's younger and more around your age. Just remember this....all girls are not cum dumpsters....and you actually have to treat them with respect to get in their pants. Move on from this.....with experience.

AND SEND ME THE GAT DAMN NUDES OF THIS CHICK!!!!!!

Phobia

07-01-2009 09:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs (Post 5875128)

Hey, at least I didn't have to pay for it. A chick WANTED to have sex with me.

A chick wanted to have sex. You happened to be available.

When a chick wants to have sex with you it's because she's been courted and seduced by your charm, wit, and looks.

There's a gigantic difference and the latter is hugely more rewarding.

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