I've only been here a short while, and I just caught up with the last 15 pages or so of this thread, and I must say I'm glad I showed up at the right time 'cause this was some of the funniest shit I've read in a while. ROFL

Don't worry about the limp noodle, dude. Opening-night jitters, more than likely. You've spent all your time and energy trying to find a furry hole to "do it", now that you've "done it" you probably won't be obsessing over "doing it" any more. (Not to mention, if your heart really wasn't in it, it's hard to keep wind in the sails. It's gonna be more enjoyable if you actually, I dunno, like the person you're with, truly want to please them, enjoy it, etc.,.)

Or maybe you are gay. NTTAWWT. :shrug:

I think I enjoyed the thread more than the sex.

Just don't read the first 15. Very boring. Trust me.

Okay, no matter how awesome this thread is, then you had bad sex.

No offense, but you're probably either gay or asexual.

Find someone - male or female - you enjoy spending time with. Nature will take it's course, whatever your course is. You're way too hung up on sex to be able to enjoy it.

This. So this.

I said a few of those other things too.

congrats on slappin skins with a woman.

they aren't like hats, one size fits all, are they?

practice makes perfect.

oh yes i forgot to ask if it echoed when you talked to it?

I'm going to say something very un-manly...........

GoChiefs, until you find the right girl, the sex IS generally going to feel pretty unfulfilled.

I was pretty much a male slut for the first 28 years of my life. I had one mission: drain my pipe & move on down the road. What I found out was that I was completely unhappy with that lifestyle because it never MEANT anything. I could have sex with Double Mint Girls, but it was only good for a story and a nice memory. Sex will truly mean something when you find someone that is worth sharing yourself with. Until then, it will be nice, but never great.

Happy hunting.

THat's right on, and I think it's like anything else. I was in the same boat for almost the same amount of time (29 years for me). You know, you go out to eat or to the movies or parties or have sex with a variety of women. And you may have fun doing those things in a date scenario, even for more than a year or two, but at the end of the day you're sitting alone at home wanting something more. And then you do those things with someone who you REALLY love, and every one of those acts has a different feel. Hell, even grocery shopping is more special.

Sex is fun. It's like driving nice car. If it's someone else's it's fun for the time, but then you have to go home and not get to drive it till your friend invites you over again. When that car is YOURS and you can drive it anytime you want (well, most anytime you want), and you take care of that car, and love it, then driving it is amazing.

Yeah, but what if the car's really big and the previous owner was a huge guy, and you're a really short guy, and when you try to drive it you feel like you're lost inside of it? :D

:hmmm: Not the right car for you I guess! :shrug:

Ignorant of other women's bodies. Do women really get that loose?