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boogblaster 10-20-2008 11:13 PM
She wants me ...

BWillie 10-20-2008 11:58 PM
You guys are honestly bragging about the babes you are typing text to via plentyoffish? Oh come on, you have to have sexual relations with them first for them to count.

Goapics1 10-21-2008 12:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5136896)
What doth thou think of this fine cyber vixen? She addeth me to her yahoo list.

http://img265.imageshack.us/img265/8...zbxdklgbd5.jpg

How should I broacheth the subject of conversation with her?
Not bad Goatsie. Not bad at all. You go boy!

bogey 10-21-2008 12:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by apics1 (Post 5138310)
Not bad Goatsie. Not bad at all. You go boy!

Tell her your favorite color is blue.

Fire Me Boy! 10-21-2008 02:08 PM
Go for it!

Hammock Parties 10-25-2008 12:54 AM
LOL well this was fun. I wish she was white.

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5...597jpegdo8.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/3...664jpeghu4.jpg

Quote:
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[1:14:34 am]CW81:hi there<o:p></o:p>
[1:15:02 am]MsObama:hello<o:p></o:p>
[1:15:49 am]MsObama:young jedi<o:p></o:p>
[1:15:54 am]CW81:lol<o:p></o:p>
[1:15:57 am]MsObama:dark side got u<o:p></o:p>
[1:15:59 am]CW81:what's with the SW reference?<o:p></o:p>
[1:16:14 am]MsObama:love it <o:p></o:p>
[1:16:21 am]CW81:that's cool<o:p></o:p>
[1:18:25 am]CW81:so you like white boys, eh?<o:p></o:p>
[1:18:57 am]MsObama:sure<o:p></o:p>
[1:19:08 am]CW81:you votin' for obama?<o:p></o:p>
[1:19:15 am]MsObama:yessssssssssss<o:p></o:p>
[1:19:31 am]CW81:i'd vote if it counted...but i can't stand mccain<o:p></o:p>
[1:19:59 am]CW81:he'll take texas easy<o:p></o:p>
[1:20:30 am]MsObama:yes<o:p></o:p>
[1:22:16 am]CW81:you hear about all that BS mccain and palin pulled yesterday?<o:p></o:p>
[1:22:20 am]CW81:about "fake americans?"<o:p></o:p>
[1:22:50 am]MsObama:political sexxy<o:p></o:p>
[1:23:14 am]CW81:lol<o:p></o:p>
[1:23:30 am]CW81:mccain is the elitist of the elite...<o:p></o:p>
[1:23:31 am]CW81:but anyway<o:p></o:p>
[1:23:35 am]CW81:you got any more pics, brown suga?<o:p></o:p>
[1:23:55 am]MsObama:you have to take a deep breath make love not ware my little assasin<o:p></o:p>
[1:24:04 am]MsObama:how ethnic<o:p></o:p>
[1:24:45 am]CW81:i love ladies of every race color and creed<o:p></o:p>
[1:24:59 am]MsObama:well bring it all to me <o:p></o:p>
[1:26:00 am]CW81:no more pics?<o:p></o:p>
[1:26:17 am]MsObama:yes but only if your the one<o:p></o:p>
[1:26:48 am]CW81:i might be<o:p></o:p>
[1:27:15 am]MsObama:who are you mystery man<o:p></o:p>
[1:27:45 am]CW81:you can call me clay<o:p></o:p>
[1:28:13 am]MsObama:molding perfect man alert<o:p></o:p>
[1:29:25 am]CW81:show me your pics, hun<o:p></o:p>
[1:30:41 am]MsObama:slick one you are<o:p></o:p>
[1:30:50 am]MsObama:yoda of suduction<o:p></o:p>
[1:32:09 am]CW81:i just want to see the goods, honey<o:p></o:p>
[1:32:43 am]MsObama:the goods notmuch a breast and apple ass<o:p></o:p>
[1:33:04 am]MsObama:bow leggs 5 1 110 pounds thats waht you get<o:p></o:p>
[1:33:13 am]CW81:i love short girls....<o:p></o:p>
[1:33:39 am]MsObama:if you where here I would <o:p></o:p>
[1:33:47 am]MsObama:just look at you<o:p></o:p>
[1:33:49 am]MsObama:lol<o:p></o:p>
[1:34:43 am]CW81:so what are you doing tomorrow?<o:p></o:p>
[1:34:59 am]MsObama:just lttle old me and nothing feed the ducks<o:p></o:p>
[1:35:24 am]MsObama:you ontop of some girl and a video camera<o:p></o:p>
[1:35:37 am]CW81:lol i wish<o:p></o:p>
[1:35:59 am]MsObama:you got it<o:p></o:p>
[1:36:06 am]MsObama:haunted house<o:p></o:p>
[1:36:14 am]CW81:haunted house? what? lol<o:p></o:p>
[1:36:41 am]MsObama:that is what I am gonna do or movies why not <o:p></o:p>
[1:37:23 am]CW81:movies suck<o:p></o:p>
[1:37:26 am]CW81:haunted house sounds fun<o:p></o:p>
[1:37:31 am]MsObama:says you<o:p></o:p>
[1:37:44 am]CW81:lol well depends if you want to watch the movie or mess around in the dark....<o:p></o:p>
[1:37:49 am]MsObama:me you and a hauted house then<o:p></o:p>
[1:38:24 am]CW81:sounds good<o:p></o:p>
[1:38:29 am]CW81:got one in mind?<o:p></o:p>
[1:38:41 am]MsObama:no u choose<o:p></o:p>
[1:38:51 am]MsObama:lets see if you man enough<o:p></o:p>
[1:38:55 am]CW81:LOL<o:p></o:p>
[1:38:57 am]CW81:i don't have a clue<o:p></o:p>
[1:39:04 am]CW81:where you at<o:p></o:p>
[1:39:25 am]MsObama:South west Mo city babe<o:p></o:p>
[1:40:27 am]CW81:well, i'd love to meet up but you're 60 miles away<o:p></o:p>
[1:40:41 am]MsObama:where are you<o:p></o:p>
[1:40:56 am]CW81:spring<o:p></o:p>
[1:41:12 am]MsObama:not 60 miles 45 mins<o:p></o:p>
[1:44:17 am]MsObama:so you game<o:p></o:p>
[1:44:52 am]CW81:long way to drive just for a haunted house<o:p></o:p>
[1:45:11 am]MsObama:well meethang out mutual half way<o:p></o:p>
[1:46:21 am]CW81:you know any places?<o:p></o:p>
[1:46:37 am]MsObama:what do u suggested <o:p></o:p>
[1:49:43 am]MsObama:come one go for it not regrets

Hammock Parties 10-25-2008 07:12 PM
Amazing how chicks don't think I'm a virgin. What do I have to do to convince them?

Quote:
..what?
[8:06:53 pm]CW81:haha, it was a fairly straightforward question!
[8:07:04 pm]CW81:you're cute :)
[8:07:31 pm]NETWHORE:what are u doing tonight?
[8:07:46 pm]CW81:you, hopefully lol
[8:08:00 pm]NETWHORE:eh sorry i dont sleep around
[8:08:08 pm]CW81:that's OK
[8:08:10 pm]NETWHORE:i only sleep with guys ive been dating ahile
[8:08:16 pm]CW81:respectable
[8:08:30 pm]CW81:i don't sleep with guys, period
[8:08:31 pm]NETWHORE:thanks im not fond of STDs
[8:08:39 pm]CW81:lol actually
[8:08:42 pm]CW81:im a virgin... )
[8:09:08 pm]NETWHORE:hahahaha yea right
[8:09:14 pm]NETWHORE:but anyways i have to go get ready
[8:09:16 pm]NETWHORE:bye
[8:09:16 pm]CW81:im serious
[8:09:22 pm]CW81:alright, have fun

DeezNutz 10-25-2008 08:09 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5149304)
What does it matter? Bit tough to tell with these pics, but she looks promising...

Hammock Parties 10-25-2008 08:18 PM
Dude, I just can't get it up for black chicks. Unless they look like Halle Berry. Basically I'm sexually racist.

Thig Lyfe 10-25-2008 08:21 PM
C'MON MAN TAP DAT

Hammock Parties 10-25-2008 11:00 PM
What the **** is this creature?

Quote:

i'm not all hot and shit i'm just horny and you're horny so why not....
http://img363.imageshack.us/img363/2233/img1040oe2.jpg

boogblaster 10-25-2008 11:05 PM
Get her sister and be all a oreo can be ...

Hammock Parties 11-22-2008 04:30 PM
I want to **** the shit out of this girl:

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5...313jpegqp9.jpg

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/5...2817jpedq4.jpg

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/6...5994jpetc9.jpg

http://img361.imageshack.us/img361/1...2715jpeej9.jpg

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/4...993jpegtb8.jpg

http://img403.imageshack.us/img403/2...9253jpeks4.jpg

kstater 11-22-2008 04:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5239413)
I want to **** the shit out of this girl:
1. She's likely easy.

2. She'll tear you up.

3. No chance you could keep up with her.

Ebolapox 11-22-2008 04:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5239413)
I want to **** the shit out of this girl:
heh...

'I wouldn't touch her with the torch of gondor'

Tribal Warfare 11-22-2008 04:59 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5239433)
heh...

'I wouldn't touch her with the torch of gondor'
She doesn't look too bad

DaKCMan AP 11-22-2008 05:01 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5239413)
I want to **** the shit out of this girl:
gross

Hammock Parties 11-22-2008 05:03 PM
Oh noes she doesn't have a perfect stomach...oh noes!

Ebolapox 11-22-2008 05:13 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5239466)
She doesn't look too bad
eh, she's not bad at all. just seemed a good time to use a clerks 2 joke/reference.

'torch of gondor'

Skip Towne 11-22-2008 05:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5239475)
Oh noes she doesn't have a perfect stomach...oh noes!
I somehow doubt Claythan scores a cheerleader. Even though that is what he has his sights set on.

Hammock Parties 11-22-2008 05:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Skip Towne (Post 5239505)
I somehow doubt Claythan scores a cheerleader. Even though that is what he has his sights set on.
Not really. I'm far from picky. I do have standards, though. No balding chicks.

ChiefsCountry 11-22-2008 05:38 PM
Go for it dude.

luv 11-22-2008 05:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DaKCMan AP (Post 5239473)
gross
Agreed.

BWillie 11-22-2008 06:02 PM
Redhead isn't so bad. I would probably do her if I had a long dry spell just to get out of the funk

SAUTO 11-22-2008 06:52 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BWillie007 (Post 5239569)
Redhead isn't so bad. I would probably do her if I had a long dry spell just to get out of the funk
wasnt she on the rock of loveROFL really i dont think so but she resembles that chick

Hammock Parties 11-29-2008 06:13 AM
I have discovered a secret font of knowledge.

http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/online-game/

Tribal Warfare 11-29-2008 07:42 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5255593)
I have discovered a secret font of knowledge.

http://www.theattractionforums.com/forum/online-game/
breeding grounds of pedophiles

Hammock Parties 12-12-2008 12:07 AM
women are an alien species with an incomprehensible logic process and have enslaved men with their wiley culture of oppression and sexual self-prostitution and that is why i refuse to have sex. i am the golden stallion, a bronzed adonis, and women pretend not to desire me because to submit is to shun their supremacy and the female confederacy precludes pandering to intelligent men without assuring themselves of complete control and that is why i am still technically a virgin although thats entirely a populist notion which i reject in its moronic simplicity

Simply Red 12-12-2008 12:09 AM
Pure comedy gold!

btlook1 12-12-2008 12:46 AM
Claythan are you every going to get laid? This thread has been going for months and no action? Turn off the computer and go to the bar or something...find you a bar slut about last call...even you can score. Once you get a taste of the real thing you won't look back...trust me!

Hammock Parties 12-17-2008 10:33 PM
Haha.

Quote:
Hi there, saw your ad on Craigslist. I am married, 24, looking for a long term FWB. I am 8 months pregnant, but I'm not getting the sexual or intellectual stimulation that I need, so I'm looking to make life a little more interesting. I am looking for good conversation and well as someone who is sensual. I think of myself as a very sweet person who is very giving. Please ask whatever details you'd like to know. I look forward to hearing from you.

OnTheWarpath15 12-17-2008 10:35 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5306835)
Haha.
Dear God.

I'm speechless.

Tribal Warfare 12-17-2008 10:40 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5306835)
Haha.
at least you know she puts out ::evil:

SPchief 12-17-2008 10:44 PM
go for it, atleast you know you wouldn't get her knocked up

KCUnited 12-17-2008 10:46 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5306835)
Haha.
Probably your best shot at a 3some. :shrug:

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:26 AM
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE

Quote:
your profile made me laugh.. not in a bad way.. please dont take it that way.
Your pictures are cute/ funny. Those jeans by the way are great! haha
WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP

88TG88 12-18-2008 12:27 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP
put it on her

/thread

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:28 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP
Reply back: How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to brake the ice. Hi, I'm Clayton.

L.A. Chieffan 12-18-2008 12:29 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP
ask her if she knows that ted bundy's first dog was a collie named lassie

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:31 AM
http://img187.imageshack.us/img187/6...3749zd9au5.jpg

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:32 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307104)
SHIT I GOT A LIVE ONE



WHAT DO I DO HELP HELP
Ask her what her interests are, "who she be with"?
Things to make her smile, what numbers to dial
You two gon' be there for a while, you gon' go call your crew
she go call her crew
You can rendezvou at the bar around two

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307120)
Looks like a bitch

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandy Limpdick (Post 5307126)
Looks like a bitch
Long as she wants the dick!

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307128)
Long as she wants the dick!
I meant the dog. Unless you already knew that....:spock:

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:34 AM
Peanut butter joke!

Tribal Warfare 12-18-2008 12:34 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandy Limpdick (Post 5307126)
Looks like a bitch
Looks like she might take it up the butt too

88TG88 12-18-2008 12:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sandy Limpdick (Post 5307125)
Ask her what her interests are, "who she be with"?
Things to make her smile, what numbers to dial
You two gon' be there for a while, you gon' go call your crew
she go call her crew
You can rendezvou at the bar around two
dude, instant rep

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:47 AM
My reply:

Quote:
Thanks...just took them (the photos) the other day. I tried to come up with a reaction to your profile but it appears to be fairly...nonexistent? :)

The jeans are great, I agree. But why?

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:50 AM
Doobie doobie dooooo

Quote:
ya I just signed onto this site last night.. im extremely new to this .. sorry
why are the jeans great? it was a cute pic.. so i just made a comment about the pics

unothadeal 12-18-2008 12:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307162)
Doobie doobie dooooo
You're whackin' off to her pic tonight, eh?

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:53 AM
The dog's name is chico.

88TG88 12-18-2008 12:54 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307162)
Doobie doobie dooooo
Stop bs'ing, tell her you want her or something like that.

Tribal Warfare 12-18-2008 12:57 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by 88TG88 (Post 5307168)
Stop bs'ing, tell her you want her or something like that.
gochiefs, he's tellin the truth just get to the point, with prior advice in how to do it by other members and myself.

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 12:58 AM
We're chatting. She initiated.

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mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} div.Section1 {page:Section1;} --> </style>so you going to keep emailing me? haha

[12:52:28 am]CW81:i was just about to
[12:52:31 am]CW81:and then you popped up

[12:53:03 am]Chico:yep i popped up

[12:53:04 am]CW81:what's the dog's name?

[12:53:11 am]Chico:his name is Chico

[12:53:20 am]CW81:why chico?

[12:53:40 am]Chico:that's a stupid story

[12:53:58 am]CW81:im kind of stupid, so spill

[12:54:10 am]Chico:when i went to pick him up from the lady.. i was driving down the road saying different names to see which one he would respond too
[12:54:21 am]Chico:and he wouldnt respond to any i was sayin
[12:54:32 am]Chico:and then we passed by this store called Chico's
[12:54:38 am]Chico:and i said it out loud
[12:54:41 am]Chico:haha
[12:54:47 am]Chico:and he looked at me..

[12:55:19 am]CW81:with those big puppy dog eyes?

[12:55:35 am]Chico:haha ya
[12:55:41 am]Chico:im a dork

[12:55:55 am]CW81:well at least we have something in common

Tribal Warfare 12-18-2008 01:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307177)
We're chatting. She initiated.


I'm thinking of something crude it might work, " Hey, if I was stray would you pick me up"


then immediately say JK

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 01:02 AM
CRASH and BURN. ABORT!

Quote:
well at least we have something in common

[12:56:18 am]her:what?

[12:58:26 am]me:we're both dorks!

[12:58:26 am]me:yay!

[12:59:05 am]her:um.. i dont know why i checked tht stupid box for Casual Sex.. I didnt mean that.. i am not looking for that..hahah

[12:59:31 am]me:not anymore, right? I mean you found me.

[1:00:15 am]her: Oh hush

[1:00:17 am]her:lol

Sure-Oz 12-18-2008 01:03 AM
Never put the pussy on the pedestal, get to know her, see if she asks back, then say lets go do something....

i suck at the online dating bullshit though, its easier in person

Sure-Oz 12-18-2008 01:04 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307189)
CRASH and BURN. ABORT!
She's still a slut

Tribal Warfare 12-18-2008 01:06 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307189)
CRASH and BURN. ABORT!



Let it all hang loose and act cocky as shit. "Hey I may be a dork, but I have more style than Armani on the red carpet"

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 01:06 AM
Dooptie doo.


Quote:
omg.. its 1am

[1:03:15 am]her:hahaha

[1:03:23 am]me:omg

[1:03:33 am]me:nothing good happens after midnight

[1:04:30 am]her:well no its just that I cant believe im stil awake

[1:04:45 am]me:well I'm here, so that would explain it

[1:04:49 am]me:I tend to keep girls up all night

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 01:08 AM
Done for now. I won't be surprised if I never talk to her again.

ChiefsCountry 12-18-2008 01:16 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307189)
CRASH and BURN. ABORT!
Her saying that is like a signal that she does. Alot of girls always say "I'm not that kind of girl" then bam you are screwing.

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 01:17 AM
Really? Well, I still say...

http://www.acceleratingfuture.com/mi...ages/Nuke2.JPG

Tribal Warfare 12-18-2008 01:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307212)
I've said this before, be extremely confident when dealing with these situations they gravitate to that like moths to bright lights

ChiefsCountry 12-18-2008 01:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Tribal Warfare (Post 5307214)
I've said this before, be extremely confident when dealing with these situations they gravitate to that like moths to bright lights
Come on Clayton, I know you have read Mystery's stuff and this is to a T.

ShortRoundChief 12-18-2008 02:15 AM
I don't know why anyone wastes their time giving advice to a pos like gochiefs...

There's a reason he can't get a woman and it's him. You want some advice.


Don't be you.

DaKCMan AP 12-18-2008 08:00 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307200)
<table border="0" cellpadding="6" cellspacing="0" width="100%"><tbody><tr><tr><td class="alt2" style="border: 1px inset ;"> [1:04:30 am]her:well no its just that I cant believe im stil awake

[1:04:45 am]me:well I'm here, so that would explain it

[1:04:49 am]me:I tend to keep girls up all night </td></tr></tr></tbody></table>
ROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFLROFL

Fire Me Boy! 12-18-2008 08:12 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307128)
Long as she wants the dick!
The preggo wants it.

ROFL

Sure-Oz 12-18-2008 08:21 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 5307244)
I don't know why anyone wastes their time giving advice to a pos like gochiefs...

There's a reason he can't get a woman and it's him. You want some advice.


Don't be you.
Don't be a pussy basically

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 10:05 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by ChiefsCountry (Post 5307223)
Come on Clayton, I know you have read Mystery's stuff and this is to a T.
We'll see, I tried to ignore her as a sexual target and threw some negs. She didn't react the way she's supposed to. Maybe a more direct approach was needed. If I just had a ****buddy TEN MILES AWAY in my hands and flushed it I'm gonna be pissed.

DaKCMan AP 12-18-2008 10:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5307714)
We'll see, I tried to ignore her as a sexual target and threw some negs. She didn't react the way she's supposed to. Maybe a more direct approach was needed. If I just had a ****buddy TEN MILES AWAY in my hands and flushed it I'm gonna be pissed.
You can't apply the Mystery Method over IM and expect it to work.

Brock 12-18-2008 10:58 AM
Good God, pathetic.

Fairplay 12-18-2008 11:29 AM
[QUOTE=Claythan;5307714 If I just had a ****buddy TEN MILES AWAY in my hands and flushed it I'm gonna be pissed.[/QUOTE]



Don't be sad.

Remember your hand will never turn you down.

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 11:17 PM
She deleted her profile. Goddammit.

Sure-Oz 12-18-2008 11:23 PM
LMAO

unothadeal 12-18-2008 11:30 PM
:LOL:

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 11:42 PM
I guess she figured if the hottest guy on the site wasn't going to **** her, no one was.

Sure-Oz 12-18-2008 11:43 PM
So i take it these dating or matching sites aren't doing shit for you

Hammock Parties 12-18-2008 11:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Sure-Oz (Post 5310070)
So i take it these dating or matching sites aren't doing shit for you
Give it time. I've only recently become an irresistible stud muffin.

When the new year hits I plan to re-up on Adult Friend Finder and go hog wild.

Sure-Oz 12-18-2008 11:45 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Claythan (Post 5310071)
Give it time. I've only recently become an irresistible stud muffin.

When the new year hits I plan to re-up on Adult Friend Finder and go hog wild.
Well atleast you are persistant...wrap it up, make sure it doesn't break. Don't want any STD's or little Claythans right now


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