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Red dry splotches on face? (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=276514)

Fish	09-21-2013 01:13 AM

Apply boar semen directly to the infected area.

lcarus

09-21-2013 04:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ClevelandBronco (Post 10003860)

You're sort of a guy, right? Attempt to get dirty regularly and wash your face once a day in the shower with whatever bar of soap is there. Quit moisturizing, or at the very least never again admit that you do it.

Do you even lift?

I had sex with your wife.

OrtonsPiercedTaint

09-21-2013 04:52 AM

Thanks for making the rest of us look better.

BlackHelicopters

09-21-2013 05:43 AM

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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 10003440)

Doc will likely put you on roids, cheater.

Prednisone.

BlackHelicopters

09-21-2013 05:47 AM

Try getting a facial in the Chiefs rep whore threads.

Hog's Gone Fishin

09-21-2013 05:55 AM

Mom works for a dermatologist but comes to CP for advice !!! ROFL :shake:

bevischief

09-21-2013 06:16 AM

Antibiotics.

BlackHelicopters

09-21-2013 06:22 AM

Red wings? Nice!

ChiTown

09-21-2013 06:24 AM

Stop sucking dick.

KCUnited

09-21-2013 07:01 AM

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Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 10003510)

It's seborrheic dermatitis. Get an appointment with a dermatologist. They will likely give you a prescription for ketoconazole cream and shampoo.

This. Your doctor should prescribe you Clotrimazole and Betamethasone Dipropionate cream. It will clear it up within a couple applications.

mdchiefsfan

09-21-2013 07:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Hog Farmer (Post 10004099)

Mom works for a dermatologist but comes to CP for advice !!! ROFL :shake:

ROFL

In58men

09-21-2013 07:43 AM

Go to www.webmd.com and tell me that doesn't scare the shit out of you.

BigMeatballDave

09-21-2013 08:18 AM

I have psoriasis. That shit sucks ass.

Rausch

09-21-2013 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vailpass (Post 10004004)

They put a cream on it, then wrap it with a sort of tape. Pulls it out by the roots, doesn't even hurt that bad.

Until you realize you could have just taken out the trash and she'd have still slobbered it...

Dayze

09-21-2013 09:28 AM

Prayers sent

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