This thread rules

The only thing big I like are titties real or fake, I aint picky.

What if its big tits and a brown labia?

I ****ed a thick mexican girl, does that count?

many times. It's okay. the only bad thing is friends making fun of you. But if you don't have any shame, it's fine.

try using a shoe horn:thumb:

hope this helps!

I ****ed a fat chick once. It was after a night at the club and I was ****ing shitfaced. I couldn't stay hard for more than 3 minutes at a time and went through 3 different condoms in the process of trying to do the deed before I just gave up and passed out.

yes

just no extra cheese on the taco

I still remember, she was like "Welllll, I'm on birth control so you don't have to wear a condom". Even in my drunken stupor I wasn't that ****ing dumb!

I'm usually a dumbass when I've had a few drinks (especially when it comes to sex) so I was particularly proud of myself for that.

I woke up the next morning to her rubbing my back, begging me to stick around so she could make me some eggs. I was like "Nahhhhhh, I'm gonna go".

Not FAT fat, but a little chunky though. Kinda like Kourtney Kardashian.

Best BJ I've ever gotten, too.

LMAO ROFL

shoulda stuck it in her belly button

That is extra head for the road time dummy....

She was a beast, bro. I had to skidaddle, pronto.