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Strongside 10-31-2013 11:10 AM
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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint (Post 10143766)
Computers gave nerds too much power and pussified America.
Just wait until the computers become self-aware. They've pussified us so much that we'll be easy targets.

J Diddy 10-31-2013 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Saul Good (Post 10143486)
This is an outrage. It makes me want to violate you sexually against your will...possibly through brute force or by plying you with alcohol and/or drugs until you are unable to resist. I don't know what you would call such a thing, but it would either be horrifying or comical depending on your sense of humor.
His post proves he has no sense of humor.

J Diddy 10-31-2013 11:37 AM
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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10143771)
Just wait until the computers become self-aware. They've pussified us so much that we'll be easy targets.
Every day I jog at least 2 blocks more than my computer does.

WhawhaWhat 10-31-2013 11:40 AM
I need a WR for my team this week, should I pick up Nate Washington or Golden Tate?

Gonzo 10-31-2013 11:43 AM
Never played it. I like vagina too much and I'm not really into sitting around for hours with fat dudes smelling beer farts and buffalo wings.

Sfeihc 10-31-2013 11:44 AM
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Originally Posted by notorious (Post 10143763)
FF is fun.


Talking about FF sucks major balls.
Agreed. Hearing folks talk about their FF teams is akin to hearing about their golf game and fishing stories. :doh!:

Donger 10-31-2013 11:47 AM
I'll admit that I don't even know what "fantasy football" is, unless it's the Chiefs winning a Superbowl in my lifetime.

Sfeihc 10-31-2013 11:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10143850)
Never played it. I like vagina too much and I'm not really into sitting around for hours with fat dudes smelling beer farts and buffalo wings.
I haven't participated in a FF draft in over a decade where everyone was participating as you described. Mostly has to do with the same wonderful invention that allows us to post here called the interweb.:) Oh, and it taking a fraction of the time might have something to do with it.

WhawhaWhat 10-31-2013 11:48 AM
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Originally Posted by Gonzo (Post 10143850)
Never played it. I like vagina too much and I'm not really into sitting around for hours with fat dudes smelling beer farts and buffalo wings.
Is this another way of saying you have no friends?

WhawhaWhat 10-31-2013 11:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 10143862)
I'll admit that I don't even know what "fantasy football" is, unless it's the Chiefs winning a Superbowl in my lifetime.
http://www.talkweather.com/forums/st...lt/rimshot.gif

TEX 11-01-2013 04:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 10143769)
In recent years it's given me something to look forward to on Sundays...because the Chiefs were soul crushers. This year I have 3 teams...It's hard to pay any attention to them because I'm so consumed by the Chiefs. I definitely prefer it this way.
This.
I have one team. That's all I ever have and it's always pretty fun. However, this year is much more fun mostly because NONE of the other league members give me shit about the CHIEFS! Especially since I drafted Jamaal Charles and the CHIEFS DEFENSE! :thumb:


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