Holy shit, Tiny Tim is the worst.

Crow will surely bail us out, right? RIGHT?

Because rape

Catcher's fault... He was too far into the diamond...

What a big batch of shit this team is

Salvy does that all the time


for some reason he thinks he is faster than the thrown ball

****!

**** you Hud, if you had lived with this team longer, we may not have called it, but we'd have expected something... Real teams hit when they need, and other good things follow! Our team can't even put the ball into play!

Pooping down our legs.

Sell, sell, sell!

Blow this team up and try for 2017

Have to be sellers. Don't care about the outcome, ultimately, of this game.

Even if the Royals come back, we need to sell. This is not a playoff team, so I'm looking to move Santana and Holland for max. value.

Throw a strike asshole!

'14. Selling doesn't necessarily mean conceding next season.

This games over. Another bullpen implosion. This team sucks dick.

Good god...today became shitty unbelievably fast. I walked all the way to a restaurant to meet some people, only to be told be told by the idiot hostess that the reservation doesn't exist. I walk all the way back home, and get a text from my friends that they all got there a little late, and that they're sitting RIGHT BEHIND THE HOSTESS. I say "**** it, I'll watch some Royals to cool down", and this is how they ****ing do me. **** you, Royals.

Christ.

I remember when we thought our pen was a strength.

Not no more man, not no more.

(Besides Holland)