you get an outline of somebody's hands on your breasts.

the only problem is finding someone willing to hold onto them while you tan.

did I mention I'm a hand model? :D

Just be carefull luv.
The wife's friends "all JUST HAVE to be taned", and 3 years later they all look like worn out leather.
The Mrs. has a sun allergy which she has to take light sessions for each year.
That combined with LOTS of sun screen has her looking 25 not 36 ;)
And you'd be surprised just how far "tan in a can" has come.
The better half uses a "Copertone" product, no streaking, no blotching, and it comes out pretty even if applied VERY THIN in succesive coast (she generally only needs 2-3 for a nice golden look.

ROFL ROFL ROFL

You should seem 'em down here...they still layout even with skin cancer.
I never layout in the sun anymore, especially here.
But beware of the sunscreen, despite use, skin cancer supposed to be up.
I think it's something in the sunscreens...buy safer ones.

You could come work on the roof for me a for a few weeks. That does a kickass job of getting your back half tan, while the front of you remains white. It's like tanning from Maaco.

But on a serious note, self tanning lotion has come a long way. They now make regular lotion that justs adds a hint of color, and it won't turn you orange or stain the palms of your hands. If nothing else, you might consider using it in conjunction with tanning beds.

More like...
http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/3...ator_pa300.jpg

Even when I am tan no one knows I am tan, therefore I refuse to spend money tanning.

:cuss:

Zepsinger in the 80's was a slave to the sun...

http://www.lewerke.com/images/roneat.jpg

Booyah!

Is this that TNG episode?

Shaka, when the walls fell.

We know!!!

Zinda, his face black, his eyes red!!!

There's not really a nice way of asking this, but were you gay then, too?

hmmm...cancer....vs.....tan....oh yeah, bring on the UV baby.