Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8723973)

Bump reason 1: I wondered if this commercial makes anyone else laugh.

Bump reason 2: Trying to conserve threads in case there's a maximum limit of new threads available.

Bump reason 3: I have a theory that CP users are more likely to open a thread by Rain Man than one by any other thread creator.

*crosses fingers and hopes for the best when the bump police arrive*

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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8724069)

If I were a mod, I'd ban your useless ass.

Your reasons are not good, and it's clearly a bump to challenge the rules.

Useless pricks like you are the reason we need stupid ****ing threads like the one Phil started to let everyone know the new policy.

Good job, dumbass.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8724290)

You're not a mod and no one cares what you'd do if you were one.

The truth is that my cross-thread pokes at the new policy were an afterthought so you didn't even get that right. Nice job ass kissing though. Maybe it will get you a few brownie points.

Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8724294)

LMAO

All the people stupid enough to believe this are over in DC.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8724041)

I'll have to check it out. One of the funny things about this ad is that the product seems to be real. I thought it was a parody at first, but the website looks like it's a legit business.

Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8724309)

Oh, it's not a parody? I didn't think there was any way in hell that was real.

Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 4149463)

On a more serious note, WTF is with us that we think we require a pill for every damned thing in the world? How many friggin' drugs do you people take?

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8724290)

You're not a mod and no one cares what you'd do if you were one.

The truth is that my cross-thread pokes at the new policy were an afterthought so you didn't even get that right. Nice job ass kissing though. Maybe it will get you a few brownie points.

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8724848)

Yeah, every one would tell you I'm just an ass kisser.

But that's far better than being a useless prick that thinks he clever, and a liar to boot.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8724905)

I bet you didn't even bother to watch the video. Someone should change your name to "Half-cocked".

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8724910)

I'm not talking about the commercial, you dumbshit.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8724919)

I know you aren't. You didn't even watch it. What a moron.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8724357)

I know, right? I didn't either. If it's a parody, they went all out and created an elaborate website to back it up. I didn't actually order anything from them, but it looks like a legit e-commerce site to me.

http://www.dollarshaveclub.com

Originally Posted by milkman (Post 8724943)

The content of the comercial is irrelevant to the dicussion I'm having with you, you useless, lying sack of shit, dumbass.

If that concept is too difficult for you to grasp, then I'm sorry that you're to ****ing stupid to grasp it.

Originally Posted by patteeu (Post 8725020)

If you have no interest in the thread topic, gtfo or talk to yourself.