The beginning is a very delicate time. Know then that it is the year 2004. The known universe is ruled by the King Carl Peterson the 1st, my father. In this time the most precious substance in the universe is the Vince Lombardi Trohpy. The Trophy extends franchises. The Trophy expands conciseness. The Trophy is vital to NFL success. The NFL and its Owners, who the Trophy has mutated over 125 years, use the Vince Lombardi Trophy, which gives them the ability to win games; that is, to travel to any part of the United States with out losing. Oh yes, I forgot to tell you the Trophy does not exist in only one State in the entire league , a dry desolate State with vast plains. Hidden away with in the rocks of these plains are the people known as the Chiefs fans; who have long held the prophecy that a man would come, a Messiah, who would lead them to true victory. The State is Missouri, and the man is RICH SCANLON.

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Now that is funny.

Hey, as bandwagon leader I had to laugh at that too. LOL