Then the website that you ripped the jpg from goes down, and people will forever wonder what f**k you are talking about when there is no picture left to tie your disjointed thoughts together. If the pic is important to the post, I attach it.

I'm married to an Asian woman and I do my very best not to piss her little azz off. I sure wouldn't cheat on her. She has reminded me on many occasions; that it's not uncommon in her culture to cut off a Mans penis if caught cheating.

Don’t feel to bad Cosmic! I’ve been in many altercations in my life, and I’ve only gotten my ass kicked once. In sixth grade a girl whooped my ass, of course that’s because she liked me and didn’t think I was returning her affections. Needless to say I succumbed to her lustful ways and was better for it. :thumb:

Maybe she was just inviting him to Phuket. He should go back and listen again.

Well, I have to call her tonight when I get back home...

I do have to apologize...I'm not going to ask for her forgiveness or anything like that- just tell her I honestly screwed up and apologize for lying to her.

But, if she ladens the phone call with f-bombs everywhere- I'll consider it my loss. Finding gals like this is why I'm still single.

Looks like it's time to post some pics of hot asian chicks, just to brighten up the day a little...

Seriously, you took a direct hit to the groin? I've my share of minor ball busters in the past, but never a direct hit. I saw a guy take a kick to his groin and it made him puke. Not cool for anyone to do that, no matter how pissed they are. You would be wise to avoid this female ninja.

The worst hit I ever took from a girl friend didn't actually hit me. She was sitting in the passenger seat of my care, leaned back in the seat, put her legs up and kicked at the inside of the windshield of my car. She left a nice crack on her first attempt... Damn hondas... :(

Yep...

The worst hit I evah took was when I was a freshman in college. We were playing intramural softball and I was the catcher. We were playing this other team made up of predominately football players on the university's football team.

Anyways, this guy on second base was a linebacker- 250 lb and probably ran the 40 in .08 secs or something. Last inning- two outs- we're ahead. Guy at bat hits a looper into the outfield and the LB dude comes racing around third base for the tying run- our CF threw a beautiful one-hopper to me and as soon as I snatch the ball in my glove I turn to swipe the incoming LB who is just beginning his slide. Before I could do anything, I notice his leg sticking up in the air instead of along the ground.

The heel of his foot went right into my freakin' balls. The force of his foot combined with his slide sent me tumbling back all the way toward the fence. I held onto the ball, but I was in the most intense pain evah. My teammates all ran up and all piled up on me to make things even worse.

Needless to say, I couldn't walk for a long while and really, really had to pee, but it hurt too much....That night- I did a load of shots and drinks to numb the pain that still lingered...but, I was a hero.

Its been a while, show the pictures..

I completely forgot about GoChiefs KOTOR phase.

I miss all the good stuff.

Hey, I wonder if I can find a hot, crazy asian chick who's great in the sack. That's just what I need.

With your overwhelming optimism this shouldn't be a problem for you.

I'm the most optimistic person you'll ever meet.

God I hope not.