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Calcountry 04-13-2005 05:05 PM
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Originally Posted by mcan
you forgot the word untimely ripped...


But then again, I'm a theatre major.
Yeah, it has been at least 20 years since I read that, so my memory isn't too bad? :p

Something is rotten in the state of Denmark. ;)

mcan 04-13-2005 06:23 PM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Sounds like someone needs his head squeezed.

Too serious for a joke thread huh... Yeah, sometimes I find it funnier to pretend that I think everything is litteral. Then I think it's doubly funny to go off and make everybody uncomfortable.

Simplex3 04-13-2005 06:34 PM
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Originally Posted by mcan
Too serious for a joke thread huh... Yeah, sometimes I find it funnier to pretend that I think everything is litteral. Then I think it's doubly funny to go off and make everybody uncomfortable.
I still want to know if you've "activated" that chick in your avatar. If so, please post pictures.

mcan 04-13-2005 06:37 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
I still want to know if you've "activated" that chick in your avatar. If so, please post pictures.

Activated? [Sounds of alarm bells and announcer voice] Cooongratulations, you've invented a new euphamism! Let's tell him what he's won. [/Sounds of al... you know]


Actually, her and I were supposed to hang out tonight but she never called me back so I'm going to play poker instead.

Simplex3 04-13-2005 06:39 PM
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Originally Posted by mcan
Activated? [Sounds of alarm bells and announcer voice] Cooongratulations, you've invented a new euphamism! Let's tell him what he's won. [/Sounds of al... you know]


Actually, her and I were supposed to hang out tonight but she never called me back so I'm going to play poker instead.
Actually, I was just wondering if you'd bought her a hat that was too small, but what you're thinking of would make for better pictures. :hmmm:

mcan 04-13-2005 06:43 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Actually, I was just wondering if you'd bought her a hat that was too small, but what you're thinking of would make for better pictures. :hmmm:

Oh well yeah... Of course I did that. I that you meant sticking my pee-pee in her nani.

Simplex3 04-14-2005 12:35 AM
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Originally Posted by ROYC75
Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve. :banghead:
Damn, no wonder it didn't work:

http://www.neuvophoto.com/Wrestling/...ODB._small.JPG

It seems a hammerlock is an arm thing. What you needed was this (and something tells me if you can hire HER it will work just fine :eek: ):

http://afrikanadventure.com/images/headlock001.JPG

Rausch 04-14-2005 01:26 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Sounds like someone needs his head squeezed.
Like you don't have a graveyard in your walk-in closet...

Sounds to me like Ninja-Nurse just can't take a drunk going all maudlin. :)

patteeu 04-14-2005 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Not sure. You going to tell us or keep us in suspense?
Just to make sure you didn't take that the wrong way, it was a reference to another thread.

patteeu 04-14-2005 06:54 AM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man
It actually kind of makes sense. Even during birth, they aren't getting any.
LOL, Good point.

badgirl 04-14-2005 10:47 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3


[edit] Ok, some of you were taking this WAAAAY to seriously (you know who you are). It was a joke. Have we really reached the point where when something this absurd is posted we actually believe it? I mean, come on, who am I, badgranny or chiefs8me? [/edit]
I do not think you should be comparing me to Chiefs8me, nothing personal, our personalities are very different :p

***by the way, I wasn't C-section, but I didn't get "activated" till I was 17 :)

Iowanian 04-14-2005 10:57 AM
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Originally Posted by JennyGump
Sounds like someone needs his head squeezed.
I've got 1 I like to crush in the Cervix-vice as often as possible.

Simplex3 04-14-2005 10:57 AM
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***by the way, I wasn't C-section, but I didn't get "activated" till I was 17 :)
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ROYC75 04-14-2005 10:58 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
Damn, no wonder it didn't work:

http://www.neuvophoto.com/Wrestling/...ODB._small.JPG

It seems a hammerlock is an arm thing. What you needed was this (and something tells me if you can hire HER it will work just fine :eek: ):

http://afrikanadventure.com/images/headlock001.JPG
Hot damn, know wonder !

I meant headlock and said hammerlock, maybe a hammer to the head will work ?

badgirl 04-14-2005 10:59 AM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3
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sure it is, but I bet if it was about boobs, you'd be fine with it. :p


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