Nice haiku.

I'm right leaning to center, but there should be a poll or link to a test (I remember an online test to see where one is on the quadrant of behavior make-up one has. If anyone knows about that, please link it.)

Are you conservative, depending on response to abortion, gay relationships? I saw an article on all 14 gay republicans in JOCO. I figured that was an oxymoron until reading the link on Abe Lincoln's view of what to do with the slaves.

These terms are bullshit, for the most part. I don't think people make these types of decisions, their decisions don't make their types.

Yeah, I've taken that one before. As I recall, it's a pretty piss-poor poll overall. Many of the questions are loaded and leave a lot to be desired.

Far right conservative

According to some poll in DC a while back, I'm a Centrist with Totalitarian leanings.

So don't **** with me, or I'll see to it your nuts are removed when I rule the universe.

South Park conservative.

Get a haircut, ya dang hippie.

Kind of what I thought.

A homosexual? NTTAWWT.

I'm a moderate, and I work for a living, too.

"My name is Brian Kelly, and I'm from Dublin, Ireland. And I hate the English and black people!"

Yep, must be a liberal.... :p

Too bad you couldn't make that in Jeff Foxworthy's voice.


YOOoooouuuuu, might be a liberal....:)

If yeeewww, find yerself cursing softly in the middle of Whole Foods, because you forgot to bring the larger of your hemp reusable grocery bags and won't be able to stock up on 'Organic 365'™ pesticide-free soy milk like you'd planned. . .

definite liberal

Well I believe we need to guard the borders with flamethrowers and stop giving illegal aliens social security. I also believe we need to stop sending our jobs overseas and force American businesses to keep theirlabor pools here. However I am against the war and think that using an an attack by an Afghanistan based terrorist cell to justify an attack on Iraq, so that Cheney and his old cronies at Haliburton can line their pockets is a sham.I think"supporting our troops" should mean bringing them home now so they can live out their lives. Thanks to Bush ,I now believe our presidential candidates should have to take a televised I.Q. test before taking office. I'm against prayer in school since this country is made up of people from many different religions and having a class pray to just one is hypocritical. I'm for first trimester abortion regardless of the situation the mother is in if she feels she wants one. however I'm against partial birth and late term abortions.

I also believe in a maximum wage, however we should get rid of welfare except for mothers that were bailed on by deadbeat dads and people unable to work. And getting rid of medicare is just freaking stupid.

Hope that clears things up.