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i found my soul and lost my heart many years ago.

-sheer terror-


say it, learn it, live it.

What does that thread have to do with him turning gay?

Oh. I thought that blueballs was asking for a date, on the rebound.

Never mind. Carry on.

Man, there's a lot of bitterness and revenge on this thread.

I was wondering about this... I know all the roy/girl threads weren't that long ago, so just asking to marry someone seems really odd.

maybe if I get a $500 ring :hmmm:

donger...

I presume you know the man-code? since you're a genetic Limey, I'll concede you missed a chapter or two.

When your buddy is heartbroken, your job is to help him call her names, get him drunk and give him advice.....only a chic would not help him be bitter, and talk about what nice hair she had and how lonely he'll be without her.

Duh.

Screw that u neck nag III....she'd have gotten her mama's fat arse anyway.

It's actually really interesting. I had friends that had their hearts ripped out by women/girls growing up, but I've never experienced it myself.

most planeteers are waiting at one particular train station, in uncontrolable suspense to see what happens when that train derails.
It should be monumental, a nadir in Chiefsplanet history.

you clearly have no heart

The reason they make them so expensive is so guys can think about what the hell they're about to do while they're saving up the money for the ring. If you're going to run out and buy a ring the first day you think you're in love, you might as well just drive to Vegas & get 'er done.

I've only ever had two close male friends. Most of my friends growing up were female.

How unfortunate, butters.

Yes, a rule made up by f**king jackhole jewelers. You go ahead and follow that one, just don't look back. I promise I'll be right behind you.

That accusation has been leveled before, I grant you.