No, then it would be stopped by.........never mind.

One would hope

OK, so now you're gonna suddenly start acting shy and demure?

I am shy and demure, this wildcat that you guys see is all an act. I'm actually a librarian and I like long walks in the rain and reading war and peace for fun.

As many hours as I have spent thinking about women...and their bodies...and every crevasse of their bodies...I could never have come up with this question


much props, SLAG

So you're not only shy and demure, but drab and stodgy as well?

:p yep, that's me.

so are you going to answer the Q or not....
i'm still waiting

I did answer the question.

Interesting. Just yesterday I was thinking of how to invent mens underwear that seal the walnuts off from the starfish, so this doesn't occur. My boys don't need to be hit with the vile expulsions that come from their southward neighbor. If I only knew how... :hmmm:

http://pub.tv2.no/multimedia/na/arch...hn_202392m.jpg
We'll play a game called 'Just the tip, just for a minute.'

ROFL ROFL

why the hell not?!

that's such a great feeling...like a quick sack massage.

and people wonder why I get so much pleasure from farting.

Why do I get the visual of a Barney Gumble beer belch, with his lips all a'quiverin'?

That tickled....tee hee. ROFL

Oh, and honeys. . . if your farts manage to work their way around to be emited from the fleshy space between your thigh and your gunt, hop on the treadmill tootsweet.