Feathers?

I don't want to know.

They're part of the massage treatment. :)

I thought maybe you had a tickle fetish.

Uh...no.

Anyway...

I have so much more junk than when I did when I moved in. Time to start filling the dumpster.

Rummage sale. :D

No matter how much you throw away, you'll always have too much junk.

That too, I'll need the extra money. So much for that little mini-vacation I was gonna take. I'll need some time to move. And to save the money I would have spent.

Man; that sucks!

"DO" the Bird...

"The Bird" -- Morris Day, and the Time....from Prince's "Purple Rain" soundtrack....

http://www.cduniverse.com/search/xx/...eam+Castle.htm

Hold on, hold on, why y'all beatin' on shit, what's that mean?
Hold up, do y'all wanna learn a new dance?
Are U qualified 2 learn one?
Uh huh, that's what I thought, who can dance out there?
OK, we gonna try a new dance
And if I don't see everybody doin' it, I don't wanna see U no more
Jellybean, are we ready? (Yep, 1 2 3 4)
Y'all better do this one

What time is it?
Alright, y'all got 10 seconds 2 get 2 the dance floor
And...

Wawk!

America, have U heard?
I got a brand new dance and it's called "The Bird"
U don't need no finesse or no personality
U just need 2 arms and an attitude and everybody sing with me
Come on now!

Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa! {x2}

Brothers, don't be cool
Women like it sometimes when U act a fool
Sisters, don't be shy
Let your body get loose, U ain't 2 fat 2 fly
Come on now!

Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Y'all sing it with me, goes like this
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Yes!
Hold on now, this dance ain't 4 everybody, just the sexy people
White folks, U're much 2 tight
U gotta shake your head like the black folks
U might get some 2night
Look out!

America, have U heard?
I got a sexy new dance called "The Bird"
U don't need no finesse or no personality
U just need 2 arms and an attitude and everybody sing with me
Come on now!

Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Well, come on!
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Everybody
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Come on, say
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Alright, when the horns blow, I want everybody on the floor
U know this groove is sexy, U ain't got no excuse no more
Jerome, I wanna show 'em where we live
Siamese twins joined at the suit, fellas, give me something 2 fly with

Wawk!

The Wright brothers can't **** with that
Jerome, bring me my hat
Did I mess my hair up?
Fellas, y'all play something
I'ma go over here and talk 2 this girl

I pledge allegiance 2 The Time
Can y'all sing that? Sing it!
I said I pledge allegiance 2 The Time

Ha, ha, ha, ha! Hallelujah! Whoa!
Wawk! Hallelujah! Whoa!

Fellas? (Yeah!)
What's the word? (Wawk!)
When U wanna get some, what do U do? (Do "The Bird!")
Fellas? (Yeah!)
What's the word? (Wawk!)
When U wanna get some, what do U do? (Do "The Bird!")
America? (Yeah!)
What's the word? (Wawk!)
When U wanna get some, what do U do? (Do "The Bird")
Take it home!

Wawk! {x2}
Chili Sauce

It's the last call 4 alcohol
If U ain't got what U want, U got 2 get the hell out of here!

Thank U

It really sucks when you get the letter or call that the place you just moved out of is going to sue your ass because you threw too many parties and trashed the place.

I haven't read all of this, so maybe it was already answered...

Your rent is increasing by $55 a month - $660 annually. How much is it going to cost you to move? Considering the payment for having things hooked up (phones, etc) at your new apartment and the move itself?

The old man is right. I bought a maintanence free condo when I was 21. Beats the hell out of renting. I don't mow the lawn, I don't take care of anything on the exterior of the unit. I've had 2 minor repairs i've had to do since i've lived there, which totaled under $500.

I pay a HOA (home owners association) fee that covers insurance, water, trash, snow removal, extended basic cable, lawn service, pool service, etc.

Apartments in a similar location that are comprable in size cost MORE than my House payment+HOA fee, and I have equity to show for it.

All of it.

Even worse is when you go to help a friend move...only to find out that they haven't even packed yet.
If you are helping them move, the least they could do is have their s**t packed when you get there...jeeeesh.

Just throw everything away and buy all new stuff

The worst part is asking other people for help. I despise that. If I could do it by myself, I would.

The best part is picking out the new place. It's your chance to recreate from scratch a big aspect of your life.