If Elvis has never won a playoff game, then the real mystery is why he goes duck hunting...

The real question is whether or not it is beause Carl can't surround Grbac with the talen needed to win a playoff game, or if it is because Carl signed Grbac proving that Grbac has no talent.

This report just in from CNN:

(Announcer): There are wide spread rumours spreading throughout the midwest that a certain quarterback for an NFL franchise has never won a playoff game. We now go to Wolf Blitzer for details.
(Wolf): The mood here in the midwest is very nervous and uptight. It seems as though someone has pointed out the fact that Elvis Grbac had never won a playoff game in eight years. This fact was hidden by everyone other than one person identified only as "Packfan." It seems as though this "Packfan" had so much insight into the future that he has declared that Elvis will never win one and will only be "mediocre," at best. This stunning news has shocked everyone here, and no one is sure what will become of either Elvis or Packfan. Back to you.
(Announcer): Thanks Wolf. And don't forget, tonight on Larry King Live, Packfan will be on making more predictions of the future, such as Gannon winning the Presidency on 2012, how facts and stats will be eliminated by the NFL in 2007 and the only thing that will matter is if the person wins a playoff game.

Wow...if CNN and Packfan say it's true, it must be.

MM
~~Knee deep in sarcasm . . . among other things.

The butler did it....


Packfan, better known as Deep throat to those who know him best...Favre says so...


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This just in:
Columbus sails the ocean blue
Neil Armstrong lands on the Moon
Jason Witlock is fat.
Bob Dole is REALLY NOT Bob Dole
Joe drives a pink Miatta
Bill Clinton sometimes stretches the truth
Smoking is bad for you
Men have two heads but only enough blood to operate one at a time.
That is why women actually rule the world.

Have I missed anything?<BR>

Wait a minute...

You mean to tell me that the Bob Dole on this BB is not THE Bob Dole?

"I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die."

RCG...hmmm, it does seem like you are missiong something....

Oh, yeah, the North won the Civil War...

This Bob Dole types way too fast for only having one real arm.

For those of us who have not had the luxury of "taking the day off" and following this thread in it's entirety...


Has Elvis ever won a playoff game?

mark
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KilGore is a noun, not a verb..

Bob Dole has no arms...

Bob Dole can do wonders with that pencil he always carries....

Bob Dole has won as many playoff games as Elvis. None. (in case you havent heard)

RCG, you missed that the Chiefs are officially eliminated from playoff contention....

So, what are you guys trying to say?

I have a Chiefs trivia question: How many playoff games has Elvis won?

As a bonus question, list the reasons why not.