As long as she smells like plumeria rather than limburger cheese

I think the only advice you can gleam from the poll is this:

The correct course of action is to allow your ladygarden to grow into bush form, then allow your man to shave it through the various stages. Everybody's happy.

do some women actually smell like that?

I think the heart shaped trim would be festive and fitting for your wedding night. That falls under the nicely trimmed category.

um only if you are unlucky enough.


Twice it happened to me and I never hit it. That damn smell lingered in my Chevy for at least a week. Running over a skunk didnt last as long as that smell

Not any woman I've gotten that close to has.

It makes a big difference on how much experience you have had too.

If you have only been with one or two...then most likely you wouldnt...

If you have been with 50 or more than maybe you ran across a few.

It also depends on the situations you find yourself in and the company you keep.

Speaking of Britney Spears, I’d just like to take a minute to address this latest trend: flashing your business while coming and/or leaving a limousine. Ladies, you need to cool it. Nobody wants to see your baby factory…What’s next? Shots of stars pooping out of a window?

And lastly, ladies, what’s up with all the deforestation going on down there? You need hair down there! It’s a backup system for underwear! Even when you’re showing it, you’re not really showing it! There was a time when a lady garden was as big as a slice of New York pizza. Then it turned into an upside down John Waters mustache!

I like it to sing welcome to fucking jungle when she takes her pants off

ROFL

In my single days....I ran into a few......and....eeeewwwwwww.

you men should carry aroung those playtex wipes that are scented and if you run into one again, you should grab them and hand one to her, of course after you use one on yourself. There's nothing worse than dirty balls - talk about smelling like a skunk??!!! eek

Fumunda Cheese. I always do a wipe down before going into the game.

But the Fish market smell.......tough to get thru.