Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

So your point is that while the Chiefs made a major mistake with Lilja and Gado, "THAT'S OKAAAAAYYY". EVERYBODY makes mistakes. Oh, poor, silly Chiefs! :rolleyes:

You're a freakin' joke. Go back to hitting on 18 year-olds in the common. But I guess that's not working either because you're on the internet at 2am.

LOSER.

Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Feel sorry for this, you dumb motherfucker.

Per Wiki:

30 Detroit Lions (from Kansas City) Kevin Jones Running back Virginia Tech
31 San Francisco 49ers (from Carolina) Rashaun Woods Wide receiver Oklahoma State
32 New England Patriots Benjamin Watson Tight end Georgia


[edit] Round two

Pick # NFL Team Player Position College
33 Arizona Cardinals Karlos Dansby Linebacker Auburn
34 New York Giants Chris Snee Offensive Tackle Boston College
35 San Diego Chargers Igor Olshansky Defensive Tackle Oregon
36 Kansas City Chiefs (from Detroit) Junior Siavii Defensive Tackle Oregon


Who in the blue fuck did you think we were going to draft had we just stood pat? The answer is Olshansky...we thought we could get him at 36, but Smith beat Carl to the punch, much the same way that I'm beaitng you, or that your mailman pounds your wife's roast beef curtains.

Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

I guess I could be hitting on girls that I teach while my wife is at work in a children's ICU....that would be real classy. About as classy as your slunt ass is informed.

Go outside and take a Chinese Elm branch.

Dig out your left eye and then have an out of work actor/blowjob hustler on Sunset Blvd. shit in your eye socket. Then, have him give you an angry dragon...then, you might approach the pain that reading your inane drivel and woefully misguided conclusions have wrought me.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Man, I can't believe you're a teacher. Hey-Zeus.

Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Not only am I a teacher, but my beer shits and ass piss contain more lucidity and informed reason than your best synaptic firings.

Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

BTW, take your dumbass to draft planet and look at the running themes over there, how many people are urging the Chiefs not to reach...like they did in '04 when they panicked b/c the guy they wanted...OLSHANSKY....got drafted one spot before they picked....

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

You should be ashamed of yourself. If you're not, I'm sure your wife that's "working in ICU" would and should be.

Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Ashamed of myself?? You should be ashamed of yourself for the depths that you drag people with your stupid conclusions.

Your argument is about as sensical as me decided to split my dick open with knife, hollow it out with a grapefruit spoon, stuff the elastic banding from my boxer briefs in the void, and then **** myself in my own ass as I fishhook myself with barbed-wire wrapped index fingers.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Yeah, that's a GREAT idea. If I were to base my advice and outlook on the draft, the Chiefs would have guys like Kevin Kasper, Michael Bishop and countless other guys as wasted draft choices.

You're just adding to your dumbass total. Keep it up. It's awesome.

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

Um, can you explain to me what my "conclusions" are?

Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Ok...so your rebuttal is that I'm a dumbass because you wanted the Chiefs to draft Michael Bishop and Kevin Kasper.

So if you put on a Hitler outfit and start hanging Jews on meathooks does that make me a neo-Nazi, or does it just make you one seriously uninformed, knuckledragging motherfucker?

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud

I'm done engaging in this nonsense. Have fun beating off while you're waiting for your "wife".