Lens Jesus.

"Where There Is No Vision, The People Perish. And, That's Our Promise."

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Comprehension is such a beautiful thing, i'm sure Jesus will bear the mark of the beast.

Did I mention the free eyeglass case?

You are all going to Hell.

Is the J man back yet?

InChiefsHell, the left behind series is bad theology as is the rapture itself". You do not have a clue what you are talking about Left Behind theology is very close, and as for the rapture it will happen just like it says in the bible. Stewie "werent you suppose to catch a ride behind a comet a few years back", I do not have a clue what you are talking about.

I imagine Jesus as a mischievous badger.

I hate to admit it, but I use to love this song.... :redface:



If God had a name what would it be?
And would you call it to his face?
If you were faced with him
In all his glory
What would you ask if you had just one question?

*And yeah, yeah, God is great
Yeah, yeah, God is good
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

What if God was one of us?
Just a slob like one of us
Just a stranger on the bus
Trying to make his way home

If God had a face what would it look like?
And would you want to see
If seeing meant that
you would have to believe
in things like heaven and in Jesus and the saints
and all the prophets (*)

Trying to make his way home
Back up to heaven all alone
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome(*)

Just trying to make his way home
Like a holy rolling stone
Back up to heaven all alone
Just trying to make his way home
Nobody calling on the phone
'cept for the Pope maybe in Rome

CoMoChief, you are stupid.

Mr. Cooter, I think that song sucks.

if Jesus was ever to return he'd be scorned by the religious right as a tree huggin' liberal. He'd be labeled soft on crime, and they would claim he didn't support the troops because he didn't like war.

I don't think it will be difficult.

He'll be the guy moonwalking across Lake Tahoe, farting lightening thunder right after the sky opens and an angry God says "Don't Make me Come Down there!"

Listen you guys dont really get it. From a Christian perspective he will come back for one reason and that is to bring us back with him to heaven. He isnt gonna be living down here or anything he is gonna come back to get us, so nobody will think anything about him because he will take us back in the twinkling of an eye. Iowanian, that isnt very funny.

You need to lighten up man. Or you could just go away.

I liked that song, too, Mr. Kotter.

But, I really liked the girl who sang it. I heard her wailing out some blues on an underground radio program once. She has great pipes.

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