I seem to find myself spending less on just random crap, (going out for lunch or dinner, no new shoes every month, etc...) and saving it for "Just in case money"...

and when I see I've saved enough, I'll go buy my shoes or go out to dinner...

Kids really make you put things in perspective, whether you're ready or not...or even want to or not for that matter...

That explains the no homework!

Uhhh.... sex? Just a guess.
I'm 30, and I think i'll be fine one way or the other.

point taken

Well they have this wonderful thing called birth control...

Real genius there.

Which it turns out doesn't always work....

Like some college chick is woried about birth control. She's drunk.
Or mistakingly married her high school sweetheart right out of high school.

night all

Depo shot......100%...

Or Anal is always a good tactic......just remember people pulling out is not an effective form of birth control.

yeah, that'll do it.

Same here. I'm pooped.

gnight

I actually thought about these things when I was 16.....I wanted to make sure I didn't have kids, I'm glad I thought that in my younger days it saved me a world of shit for these days.