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If you're not happy with your haircut then you should continue going to that girl. Obviously, the girl who has been cutting your hair hasn't been doing you any favors.

And that, Mr. KC Fish, is why Rick Hunts invented the Flowbee.

Just in case you didn't know, the Flowbee allows you to create the most popular hair styles. Using precision, recessed blades, a Flowbee can cut your hair from 1/2" to 6" long in 1/4" increments. All you have to do is select the desired spacer depending on the length you want, attach the spacer to your Flowbee, start 'er up, close your eyes, and suck your hair down the vacuum tube while the patented, stainless steel, chomping blades go into action relentlessly whacking, slicing, and gashing your locks at the rate of 3000 super-powerful chops per second. Do not, repeat do not, place your fingers, nose, penis, or beloved pet's appendages into the Flowbee.

Next, pull your hair out of the vacuum tube (be sure to shut 'er off first!) and look at yourself in the mirror. No more hair!!! It's gone forever, or until it grows back. Repeat the process with additional spacers until the hairstyle you desire is achieved or until the hospital attendents show up at your door.

FAX

Awesome. The girls are gonna hit the bathroom together and tease their hair. I'm glad you're here for Mecca's emotional support, Reaper.

We should chip in and buy Mecca one of these. But we should take out all but the shortest spacers.

Are you actually going to call her and tell her she's fired?

have you tried just combing the top of it forward and spiking it up just a little on the end in front? OR, go back to her, tell her you don't like it and ask her to fix it....which you should have done to begin with! If you're gonna be a princess, might as well act like it too!!! I kid.

yes, but in the meantime, the way you describe it, it sounds like you have a fledgling mullet

It's too bad, really. Good hairdresses are hard to find. Almost as difficult as locating a decent bra sizer.

FAX

OK, it was just a funny thing to imagine. I couldn't picture you being that harsh. :D

You tell 'em, sister....

SR, I have read that apricot preserves can double as a hair gel. Hope that helps some.

I always have women cut my hair. I usually just go somewhere in the mall. 3 on the sides, blend the top...pretty simple request. Could go to a barber, but I've only had one guy cut my hair, ever. And it was a very traumatic experience.

He had a picture of himself wearing a black turtleneck feeding a horse a carrot...professionally done at his stand. If that tells you anything. Now I just like for women to go near my hair.