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'Hamas' Jenkins

08-10-2008 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 4905098)

In re-reading your thread starter, I'm gonna give you the benefit of the doubt an assume one of two things:

1. She had a case of mistaken identity. In that case, I would have asked her "WTF?"

B. You banged her and forgot about it. In that, I would have asked her "WTF"?

In either case, you're ****ed

Such is life in a college town.

We should all be so lucky.

1. She's a crazy whore
B. I'm married

2. She needs to die.

Yes, I'm "fucked", but I'm not going to down w/o a fight.

DaneMcCloud

08-10-2008 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 4905102)

Heh, seems I can't rep you again until I spread it around a bit. As for that health thing, I'm on it. Can't live on just cheese, beer, beef and jalapenos... but damnit, I'd like to.

Jalapenos on hot dogs. Hmmm....

Jalapenos on hot dogs with cheese...Heaven.

Take care of yourself and take yearly physicals (it's a terrible but necessary PITA). Not to preach (well, I am!) but you owe to your boys.

I have a newborn and there's nothing more important in my life than her.

And my health.

KcMizzou

08-10-2008 01:24 AM

Hey Dane... I like that option one was "1", and option two was "B"... LMAO

Classic. :)

DaneMcCloud

08-10-2008 01:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 4905105)

1. She's a crazy whore
B. I'm married

2. She needs to die.

Yes, I'm "fucked", but I'm not going to down w/o a fight.

Eh, fights are for kids.

It's not worth it for someone to pull a knife or a gun or some kind of crazy vendetta.

Walk the **** away and get on with your life.

That shit is not worth it.

'Hamas' Jenkins

08-10-2008 01:24 AM

My favorite part...

"No...I'm Korean.."

and then she throws the beer on me.

Sorry for the unassuming joke while you barged in on my evacuation.

'Hamas' Jenkins

08-10-2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 4905111)

Eh, fights are for kids.

It's not worth it for someone to pull a knife or a gun or some kind of crazy vendetta.

Walk the **** away and get on with your life.

That shit is not worth it.

Yes, you are correct, but I still wanted to beat her boyfriend to death. Drunken aggression I guess :shrug:

Rausch

08-10-2008 01:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 4905112)

My favorite part...

"No...I'm Korean.."

and then she throws the beer on me.

Sorry for the unassuming joke while you barged in on my evacuation.

See?

Friggen Mencia is relevant now, isn't he bidge?...

DaneMcCloud

08-10-2008 01:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 4905110)

Hey Dane... I like that option one was "1", and option two was "B"... LMAO

Classic. :)

I work in Hollywood.

I can't tell you how many people have said that to me (even a director this very evening!).

I WISH I could share all the craziness I experience out here.

I don't know if I'm blessed or cursed! :evil:

DaneMcCloud

08-10-2008 01:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 4905113)

Yes, you are correct, but I still wanted to beat her boyfriend to death. Drunken aggression I guess :shrug:

Ah, Bro.

My best advice (for whatever that's worth!) is to just walk away, enjoy your wife and enjoy your life.

There are way too many crazy ass people out there and sadly, too many people die for dumb reasons.

Enjoy your life to the fullest and forget about dumbasses.

'Hamas' Jenkins

08-10-2008 01:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaneMcCloud (Post 4905119)

Thanks dude. Appreciated.

Phobia

08-10-2008 01:37 AM

Seriously though, you're way smarter than this. Your ego is gonna get you hurt one day.

ZootedGranny

08-10-2008 01:39 AM

Should've known the prefered nomenclature

Quote:

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins (Post 4905028)

If you wanna throw a beer in my face...fine, but do it because you have some philosophical disagreement with me, not because you ask what race are you and I tell you a chinawoman..

http://ackk.files.wordpress.com/2008...hak-781317.jpg

DaneMcCloud

08-10-2008 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 4905131)

Seriously though, you're way smarter than this. Your ego is gonna get you hurt one day.

Exactly.

Jaco Pastorius was killed in a bar fight.

Brilliant people from all walks of life are killed for no reason.

Don't be another statistic.

KcMizzou

08-10-2008 01:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ZootedGranny (Post 4905136)

http://ackk.files.wordpress.com/2008...hak-781317.jpg