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luv 09-19-2008 11:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5036480)
I like how you asked a chick about strip clubs.....watch her tell you about male strip clubs now.
Yuck. While I do prefer males, the male body isn't the work of art that a female's can be.

Mecca 09-19-2008 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5036486)
Yuck. While I do prefer males, the male body isn't the work of art that a female's can be.
You don't like big penis gyrating in your face?

Ebolapox 09-19-2008 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5036479)
KC has Boulevard, Chiefs, Royals, Plaza, P&L District, etc.
St Louis has Anheiser, Cardinals, Rams, Blues, Arch, etc.
Springfield has it's own style of cashew chicken. We so rock.
the only thing we have that the other places don't is that the cost of living is lower, we usually have cheaper gas, and the roads are MUCH less confusing. the road system is surprisingly well set up. almost every road is n/s or e/w, and on all four sides of the city, there are major thoroughfares. I-44, highways 60 and 65, and west bypass. if you get lost, just keep driving. you'll likely find it.

Ebolapox 09-19-2008 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5036486)
Yuck. While I do prefer males, the male body isn't the work of art that a female's can be.
and you're single HOW?

Mecca 09-19-2008 11:08 PM
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Originally Posted by H5N1 (Post 5036485)
(on the college/porn shop) you'd think, but you'd be wrong. it's hilarious how repressed the christians are around here. they buy as much/more porn that most 'sinners.' one of my wife's cousins worked at one of the porn shops for a few months, and claimed (not sure if she's not full of shit, that particular cousin annoys the **** out of me) that she'd get an older christian acquaintance come in/buy ****ed up porn at LEAST once a week.

as rausch once so elequently put it, everyone looks at porn. christians, doctors, lawyers, everyone.

but yeah, there's a lot of 'nimby' about the porn. wouldn't shock me if the majority of it was coming from closet cases.
That is correct most people do look at porn, just the religious won't admit they do then will say they want it banned or something like that...what do you consider ****ed up porn cause I've seen just about everything.

KcMizzou 09-19-2008 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5036486)
Yuck. While I do prefer males, the male body isn't the work of art that a female's can be.
Amen.

A-****in' men.

Ebolapox 09-19-2008 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5036489)
You don't like big penis gyrating in your face?
(insert joke about big pharma...errr... big penis)

luv 09-19-2008 11:09 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5036489)
You don't like big penis gyrating in your face?
You'd think so, but women are wired so much differently than men.

Mecca 09-19-2008 11:10 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5036496)
You'd think so, but women are wired so much differently than men.
Well there are women who are into that kinda thing.

KcMizzou 09-19-2008 11:11 PM
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luv 09-19-2008 11:12 PM
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Art...
Holy shit! I think that girl is whiter than me!

Ebolapox 09-19-2008 11:12 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5036492)
That is correct most people do look at porn, just the religious won't admit they do then will say they want it banned or something like that...what do you consider ****ed up porn cause I've seen just about everything.
to put a blanket on the subject, in this case, ****ed up porn is basically what you wouldn't expect these people to be buying.

like, when your doctor goes into the porn store and buys the barnyard porn.

or, bill in accounting goes in and buys the ass to mouth porn.

or, when betty the receptionist goes in, right after church, and buys the shemale ass to mouth porn.

or, when jack the middle school teacher goes in and buys the gay porn. right after he gets done drinking with the guys.

Mecca 09-19-2008 11:12 PM
Hey they airbrushed that girls ass crack out.....boo!

KcMizzou 09-19-2008 11:13 PM
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Ebolapox 09-19-2008 11:14 PM
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my uncle drove a hoe runner.

(get it? weeds? garden hoe? jesus. tough crowd.)


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