Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 5226007)

My schtick is getting to the bottom of threads made under false pretenses.

You're not really as interested in our schticks as you are developing one of your own. What is it I win?

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5226038)

But then I realized it is more important to make it about the community and not about myself. Thus, the thread would inevitably become more interesting.

Originally Posted by Ari Chi3fs (Post 5225832)

Ok, so I was thinking about how I can optimally contribute to teh funnay, here at CP.

I have in the past entertained you all with witty avatars and hilarious signatures... but that doesn't work as well in 2009 with fancy iPhones and the avatar/signature blocker features that you are using.

Damn you CP 2.0!!1

I have played the part of Chief Jayhawk Villian much to the dismay of many MUron fans. And I mean MUron in the nicest way possible.

So, I had epic FAILS with ümlaüt, Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan, and FAUXbia.

while ümlaüt's schtick was mostly aimed at annoying Frazod and other MUrons as a vocal Oklahoma fan. Rubbing in those two losses to Oklahama brought me much joy and happiness. And I want to thank each and every MUron who had to put up with my gloatatiousness.
[ Ok, you know ümlaüt was mostly for my enjoyment. But, it was a pain in the ass to login. Alt + 0252 = ü ]

Next up, I thought was most hilarious... Nick "The Erroneous One" Athan hadn't registered his name on CP, so I took it upon myself to mock his spelling and grammar... while discussing the finer qualities of Warfield Illistrated Teh Magazine. I think I may have been able to post 25 times at the most.

Then, after the Fax / Phobia Leaving Forever - Junior High School Romance Breakup "Leaving Forever Planet" fiasco, I took it upon myself to register FAUXbia. Brilliant! I thought. Eh, I had to get to 25 posts before I could even post a thread. Started a thread, and immediately my name was changed. So, I think I missed out on some potential there.

So now... I need a new schpeil.

Gaz had his gay font he used.

Rainman has his polls.

FAX did limericks.

Donger patented the question mark.

Simply Red starts very feminine threads.

Frazod portrays a very unhappy nearly bald chubby dude who has bad taste in teams.

Skip Towne is old.

Phobia has mod abuse hilarity.

Demonpenz has a mildly reeruned thing going.

|Zach| has this smug snarkiness deal

Herzig has a ridiculous post count.

George Blowfish has his top ten list and 50 yard line tickets.

- ahem, shut your mouth - has this complete fail at life thing workin'.

Braincase has random hilarious pictures of Alfred E. Newman

Mr.Blonde commits real life quadruple murders, robs 17 banks, weds 4 wives simultaneously, was Michael Vicks main dog fighting competition and goes to jail for life.

I need a new schtick... so I'm thinking of using the smallest font possible, every now and again, and say random hilarities.

That is all. You may go back to your equally entertaining life, now.

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5226005)

Do you picture me playing games like the video game nerd?

Just screaming at the screen Ass! what a shitload of ****!

Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5225976)

I need someone to tell me what my schtick even is.

Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 5226182)

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

Originally Posted by CRONUS (Post 5226133)

I work hard at remaining more annoying than Mecca, Dane, and patteeu.

Originally Posted by J Diddy (Post 5226127)

ROFL

you've admitted as such.

getting pissed and throwing the controller

Originally Posted by Basileus777 (Post 5226182)

You really need to ask? You're the anti-homer who finds fault in even the most seemingly positive events, much to the dismay of Chiefs Planet's more optimistic residents.

Originally Posted by KC_Connection (Post 5226205)

Basically, he's a douche.