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Rain Man 01-21-2009 07:10 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5413766)
Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.

Were you facing the other way when he said it? This would be the first time I thought your long-hair look paid benefits.

aturnis 01-21-2009 07:11 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413760)
Bad. Very bad.
He's not doing anything wrong. If they're gonna do it, they're gonna do it. Whether it's him, or some other lucky guy.

kobebehar 01-21-2009 07:13 PM
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Originally Posted by Valiant (Post 5413751)
Married women love me for some reason.. And when I get drunk, I love them back..
Amen, brother. Nothing better than sending her home to someone else to deal with her bullshit.

Rain Man 01-21-2009 07:14 PM
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Originally Posted by Laz (Post 5413693)
one girl i knew said she had a dream/fantasy that she went down to laundry room like at a apartment complex and that she has a guy push her up against the washing machine and rape her.

:shrug:


never asked for a reenactment though


i think it's a submissive desire ... not really about rape


Did she want the washing machine to be on the spin cycle at the time?

aturnis 01-21-2009 07:16 PM
She must have been good enough looking if you were staring back. I'd have done it if he stayed the **** away, at least a 5-8 ft. buffer. Also would have to ask him to keep himself in his pants, and not to touch himself.

I'd finish up, get dressed and upon exiting, say "You people are ****ed up!".

MTG#10 01-21-2009 07:18 PM
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Originally Posted by munkey (Post 5413622)
:Lin:

NICE...
I know. It sucks because every time I feel a shit coming I have to make sure I ask her if she's "in the mood"...

keg in kc 01-21-2009 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 5413797)
She must have been good enough looking if you were staring back. I'd have done it if he stayed the **** away, at least a 5-8 ft. buffer. Also would have to ask him to keep himself in his pants, and not to touch himself.

I'd finish up, get dressed and upon exiting, say "You people are ****ed up!".
That one always scared me, the whole 'all of a sudden he's pulling up behind you, his dong all greased up' nightmare.

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by aturnis (Post 5413797)
She must have been good enough looking if you were staring back. I'd have done it if he stayed the **** away, at least a 5-8 ft. buffer. Also would have to ask him to keep himself in his pants, and not to touch himself.

I'd finish up, get dressed and upon exiting, say "You people are ****ed up!".
It's a very awkward situation the entire time you think, I wonder if this guy is going to lose it realize what's going on and shoot me in the back of the head, or hit me in the back of the head with a bat..

Thoughts like that.

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:19 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5413804)
That one always scared me, the whole 'all of a sudden he's pulling up behind you, his dong all greased up' nightmare.
And that too....it's just a very very awkward situation, also who wants to say after banging some guys wife.....mind if I use your shower and make a sandwich?

Lzen 01-21-2009 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 5413775)
Were you facing the other way when he said it? This would be the first time I thought your long-hair look paid benefits.
ROFL
Holy shit! Between luv's thread and this one, I have been in tears laughing so hard for the past hour.

luv 01-21-2009 07:20 PM
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Originally Posted by keg in kc (Post 5413804)
That one always scared me, the whole 'all of a sudden he's pulling up behind you, his dong all greased up' nightmare.
That's actually a wet dream to me.

keg in kc 01-21-2009 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413808)
That's actually a wet dream to me.
You have wet dreams about a guy ****ing you while he's getting ****ed up the exit ramp?

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:21 PM
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Originally Posted by luv (Post 5413808)
That's actually a wet dream to me.
You dream of a guy that's banging you getting banged by another guy......

Extra Point 01-21-2009 07:23 PM
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Originally Posted by Mecca (Post 5413766)
Hey you haven't lived until you've had a guy walk up to you and go "my wife has been staring at you and I saw you looking back" and you think oh great this dude is gonna pick a fight with me....

And then he says "I'd like to watch you **** my wife" and well the utter amazement of that line gives one pause as what to say.
Like, "Hey, I want you to try to have sex with my 'wife,' so I can put you in the hospital and take what's in your wallet."

Right.

Mecca 01-21-2009 07:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Extra Point (Post 5413814)
Like, "Hey, I want you to try to have sex with my 'wife,' so I can put you in the hospital and take what's in your wallet."

Right.
Do you have a wife?


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