Stick with thatNo no no no no

I said mature, not old. ROFL

dude I listen to Kelly Clarkson and drink...I set a goal to hook up with an ex last night and accomplished that...I'm not quite sure how that makes me a rapist in training, but if that's how I painted the picture, than I guess you're right.

Well whatever u choose to do... plz don't breed.

I got a 26 on my ACT...I type 93 WPM...that's breed worthy, if you ask me.

:whackit: I wasn't referring to ur intellect.

I am trilingual.

Hey guys, crazy story. I broke my favorite toy, and I'm so sad I could cry. You don't understand my relationship with my toy.

But I touched a boobie last night! Whooo! I wanted to touch a boobie and I did it! I'm awesome!! Aren't I?

Discuss.....

That's the BEST a person can muster in three months? Having an ex-girlfriend attempt to get back at her current boyfriend for a perceived slight by having sex with you; a girl who apparently only felt comfortable having sex with you when she was completely inebriated? And you have the class and discretion to openly brag on this forum about a borderline rape, followed by one of the most chicken shit moves - going out the window rather than face scrutiny by her peers, and then proceed to be a complete and utter slimeball by attempting to humiliate and demean other women in an attempt to associate them with your highly negative actions?

That's not being immature. That's not being funny. That's showcasing sociopathetic tendencies. Seriously. And if you don't believe me, check out the symptoms/indicators/traits of a sociopath: http://http://www.mcafee.cc/Bin/sb.html

Either get help or suck on a tail pipe. Because all you are doing right now is wasting decent peoples oxygen you contemptible, insensitive, selfish dirtbag.

Yeah, the steno-pool ace trait really brings 'em in I bet.

"Hey baby, you wanna get married and have babies? I mean, I DO type really fast."

I didn't read anyone elses responses, but thats a funny story. Congrats.

That just sounds annoying. How old are you?

I clicked the site...I don't fit many of those tendencies...

a lot of you take things very seriously...

That's cool, I guess. A lot of my girl friends (not girlfriends) say that I can't take anything seriously...

I like it that way.

Nah, let me paint the scenario that is in my head:

Group of dudes sitting at a table obviously hammered. I'm a girl out with my friends for the night, having this awesome time, but ready to leave because it's late and I'm tired and have to work in the morning. These dudes at the other table are getting louder and louder, screaming about chocolate and vanilla, one of them clumsily walks over to me, breathes into my face....do you think this smells like chocolate or vanilla? I'm standing there, coat in hand...I lean over to smell...and guy spits on me because he's laughing so hard at this point and even falls into me a little bit...his friends at his table cracking up and yelling things like "she was a god damn whore", "dude, you ****ing wrecked that shit," and "chocolate my ass, that smells more like a can of tuna gone bad"....