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RJ 07-14-2009 12:37 PM

Yes, as a matter of fact that is a Dane McLoud bobblehead in the rear window of my car.

Rooster 07-14-2009 12:46 PM

Dane makes every woman that sleeps with him refer to him as Bear Bryant.

Simply Red 07-14-2009 12:46 PM

Dane M. turned down the opportunity to star in a Nair for men commercial, he told the Palmolive Co. late Monday, when asked by Keith Crane C.O.O. Dane simply replied: "look guys, you can't grow grass on a playground"

L.A. Chieffan 07-14-2009 12:48 PM

dane doesn't have to give a name when making a rez at dorsia

SPchief 07-14-2009 01:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fat Elvis (Post 5900247)
Let's put it this way...now you know where hamburger comes from.

LMAO

JOhn 07-14-2009 01:21 PM

When Dane goes to Vegas, he doesn't have to gamble. The casinos just give him stacks of money

Rooster 07-14-2009 01:22 PM

It was McCloud who took out his own rib to create woman, because he was really, really, horny.

HemiEd 07-14-2009 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scorp (Post 5899837)
If Mcdumbfuck get's one, I don't see why you can't have one.

ROFL

HemiEd 07-14-2009 01:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deberg_1990 (Post 5900235)
I can only dare to dream that one day i will get to meet the legendary Mr. Dane McCloud.

You should try and keep things realistic, the dissapointments won't be so hard to handle.

Simply Red 07-14-2009 01:34 PM

though the decision isn't final, apparently Kyle, Morphius and Bob Dole had a conference-call this morning early regarding Dane's possible overthrowing of the long standing chief's planet 'GAZ' option.

Donger 07-14-2009 01:38 PM

I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

2112 07-14-2009 01:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5900471)
I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

Rumor has it that due to your political views. Dane had planned to make your brown eye blue. had such a meeting occurred of course.

Simply Red 07-14-2009 01:43 PM

let's just put it this way, Dane NEVER has to put on his own suntan lotion.

Mr. Flopnuts 07-14-2009 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger (Post 5900471)
I was going to meet Dane last year during a trip to SoCal, but I forgot to call him.

Another Jedi Mind trick accomplished while Dane was sleeping.

KCUnited 07-14-2009 01:49 PM

Its rumored that Kirstie Alley swallowed Dane's load after a Cheers reunion party. We all know how that worked out for her.


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