I went to college in Buffalo. There's rats all over the city. He'd fit right in.

4 superbowl appearances?

shit I hope not....

Hell, i would have absolutely 0 issues if the Chiefs got into the Championship game on a fluke or a lucky fumble, or a left handed pass by a right handed quarterback.

I would be ****ing jumping for joy.

Refresh my memory on the number of victories again?

Well, if the Bills are the AFC representatives for 4 Super Bowls, why would it matter to us whether or not they actually won those games?

Marty would be perfect in Buffalo.

That will be the choice, IMO.

Here is how that works...
Phone rings (enter unemployed coaches name here) answers.
Agent: Its me guess what I got a offer! (said boldly hoping for approval)
Unemployed coach: Really this great how much? (smiling waving arms at wife excitedly)
Agent: lucrative! (proudly yet dreading details)
Unemployed coach: Great from who? (winking at wife with thoughts of new job sex dancing in his mind)
Agent: Buffalo! (eyes closed hoping for the best)
Unemployed coach: really Buffalo...wow (turning his back to his wife with new job sex thoughts quickly fading)
Agent: They are offering a lot of money!
Unemployed coach: Dude have you ever been to Buffalo? (wife walking off thinking I wouldn't give him any right now if we were both under water and he had the oxygen)
Agent: Wait the rumor is Cable is going to get fired in Oakland...its warm there! (wondering if the guy at the car lot still needs a used car salesman)
Unemployed coach: Call the networks and call me back on my cell phone I will be at the Super 8 (deciding if he should pack or maybe there might be enough gas in the car if he shuts the garage door and takes a nap)

"Bills" stands for:
"Boy I Love Losing Superbowls!"

They'd be lucky to go to one Super Bowl if Rat-Man were their coach, statistically speaking.