Wow...

Well, I hate to say it, but it is now almost 100% certain that the defendant is a Raider fan. You have a solemn duty to sit on that jury.

Here's how to get out of jury duty...

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Well if you go out and kill some one tonight I'm fairly sure you'll get out of jury duty for being biased. :shrug:

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Yep, lock that cocksucking Fade piece of shit up and hide the key in a library(so no other Raiders fans will ever find it).

I would've wore a shirt into the court room that said "Denver sucks, but Oakland swallows."

Little known facts that CP wouldn't believe

What happens if you flat out never receive or open a letter asking you to do Jury duty?

I have never been called, but I might have and just didn't know it.

Pest did you disclose that you are a closet drafturbator?

****, all that he has to do is hand the attoneys the Chiefsplanet home address with his screen name and they have escorted him out of the courtroom in no-time.

Make certain you leave out any further details.

Don't discuss the case any further, particularly where there will be a permanent internet record of your discussion. You never know who is reading or what Google spider might pick up a key word or phrase.

You don't want to wind up with a contempt citation to add to your jury duty.

After the case is done, everything is fair game.

unless they can actually prove that you received the notice there is really nothing they can do. In a number of places if you ignore them long enough they'll send it certified mail. Generally ignoring it would only work if you're a renter that moves around often.

Cool. Thanks.


Plausible Deniablility is my friend.

In our county, the judge issues a notice for you to show up and explain to him why you weren't there. You'll be personally served with that (called a "show cause" hearing).

If you want to ignore that and not show up, then there will be a warrant for your arrest for contempt for not following court orders, then you'll get to explain it in cuffs, maybe with a hefty fine or 30 day jail sanction if your excuse is lame enough.

Holy God Banyon, you are in DC?

PM coming.