Tribal Warfare |
04-14-2011 01:58 PM |
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Originally Posted by SportsRacer
(Post 7563966)
New topic for discussion:
WHY does Matt Cassel suck?
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Matt Cassel sucks because he's an evil experiment done by Carl Peterson in 1982 he grew this project and fed it FAIL, EPIC FAIL, and forgot to potty train the bastard. He then went on to be educated in Howdy Doody academy where he learned how to assimilated his nice American white bread personality. Then Carl had him play football then taught him how to shit his pants just by the sight of incoming passrusher. Though he did these things to perfection he decided to play for USC instead of UCLA. This made Carl angry, and told every coach since then to bench him because he was a bad boy. He then paid off Tom Brady and Bernard Pollard to take a dive because he felt guilty that he may of did Cassel wrong. He then sucked his way too Scott Pioli's heart. That's when Carl decided to retire then Scott and Cassel came to KC, Where Matt sucked happily ever after. Carl was laughing while going to the bank and at the KC Chiefs fanbase.
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