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CHENZ A! 04-07-2011 08:50 PM
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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 7546386)
Mine gets used by college students. About once a week I'll have to wipe it down extra good. But I'm pretty sure I won't catch any diseases by sitting on a seat after I've wiped it down.
Oh I'm aware it's excessive on my part. But it does give me peace of mind.

CHENZ A! 04-07-2011 08:51 PM
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Originally Posted by milkman (Post 7546352)
I wouldn't want to have been the medical personnel that had to get that guy's ass unglued.

There's no way the dumbass could have wiped.
Wait, since when do you have to be able to stand up to wipe? ROFL

milkman 04-07-2011 08:57 PM
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Originally Posted by CHENZ A! (Post 7546395)
Wait, since when do you have to be able to stand up to wipe? ROFL
His ass was glued to the seat.

How's he getting to it to wipe?

Between his legs?

Awfully tough, since they're probably glued as well.

-King- 04-07-2011 09:19 PM
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Originally Posted by cdcox (Post 7546319)
I take a couple dumps a day at work, which is essentially a public restroom. Really pisses me off when someone pees on the rim or scatters 3 or 4 pubes around (who sheds that much???). I always look and wipe with toilet paper if there is any visible material or if I have any doubts. But once I've done that, I don't give a second thought about sitting down. I mean, it's my ass.
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.

cdcox 04-07-2011 09:25 PM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7546425)
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.
I like to travel light.

Oh Snap 04-08-2011 12:22 AM
Just another reason why I put toilet paper down on the seat before I use a public toilet.

Phobia 04-08-2011 12:27 AM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7546425)
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.
This is probably for another thread or something.... I'd venture when a colon has been stretched like yours, you can go a week or more.

Like Seedy, I dump at least twice a day - sometimes 3-4x depending on what I enjoyed the previous evening.

WV 04-08-2011 02:01 AM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7546425)
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.
I would be one miserable bastard if this were true! Hell sometimes I don't make it through a meal before I have to go and wouldn't want to trade.

big nasty kcnut 04-08-2011 02:08 AM
Taking a shit for me is good but looking for a way heal myself from the kidney stone.

Chief Pote 04-08-2011 04:18 AM
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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 7546621)
Taking a shit for me is good but looking for a way heal myself from the kidney stone.
Dude, those ****ers are a serious pain.

CHENZ A! 04-08-2011 08:18 AM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7546425)
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.
Go see a doctor man.

loochy 04-08-2011 08:27 AM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7546425)
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.
Dude, you really need to work on speeding up your metabolism then.

loochy 04-08-2011 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by big nasty kcnut (Post 7546621)
Taking a shit for me is good but looking for a way heal myself from the kidney stone.
Did you pass it or do you have more? Go to the doctor and have them try to pulverize those things before you pass them. Yeesh.

Rooster 04-08-2011 08:33 AM
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Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7546425)
:spock: A couple a day? I take like one or two a week. Shit, sometimes I go a week without one.
Damn dude. That doesn't sound healthy at all.


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