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Jaric 04-28-2011 03:17 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7599609)
Ok, simple enough, but how do I make it fly around autonomously lopping off zombie heads?
Well, what I was thinking was to make actual razor wire. As in, the entire thing is one long big ass razor.

Then we use that to funnel the zombies into what we will refer to as the "kill zone." On the other side of the wire we need some big ass spinning blades like the first trap in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade except bigger, and sharper.

Radar Chief 04-28-2011 03:19 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599562)
EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.
Ugh, just when I was beginning to think you were all right.

Jaric 04-28-2011 03:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7599641)
Ugh, just when I was beginning to think you were all right.
Don't judge me. (besides, as far as I knew our two franchises didn't have a problem with each other)

If it helps, I hate the Chargers with the fury of a thousand burning suns.

Rain Man 04-28-2011 03:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599562)
Won't the helmet/facemask get in the way of their brain eating...

Wait a minute...

Dear God that's it. That's how we save humanity. We just force everyone to wear football helmets at all times so when the zombiepacolypse breaks out the zombies will be completely harmless.

Nobel Peace Prize here I come.

EDIT: Also for the record Donger, I'm not a chiefs fan, I'm a colts fan.


It sheds new light on the whole campaign to get children to wear bicycle helmets. Having ridden bikes as a child, I knew it wasn't for child safety, but I never would've guessed the real reason - to begin conditioning them for adult football helmet laws.

ShortRoundChief 04-28-2011 03:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599520)
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
Keep your pussy ideas of appeasement to yourself. The only thing better than a dead zombie is a dead zombie being drug to your door by a nude supermodel.

Donger 04-28-2011 03:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599645)
Don't judge me. (besides, as far as I knew our two franchises didn't have a problem with each other)

If it helps, I hate the Chargers with the fury of a thousand burning suns.
You mean other than the playoff games where you stomped us like a narc at a biker rally?

Donger 04-28-2011 03:32 PM
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Originally Posted by MotherLover (Post 7599665)
Keep your pussy ideas of appeasement to yourself. The only thing better than a dead zombie is a dead zombie being drug to your door by a nude supermodel.
I believe that I can achieve peace in our time.

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Jaric 04-28-2011 03:35 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599677)
You mean other than the playoff games where you stomped us like a narc at a biker rally?
Oh that. Yeah you would remember that.

If it makes you feel any better we've had more than our share of painful playoff losses.

Radar Chief 04-28-2011 03:44 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599520)
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
No, but I have heard they can be made into productive slaves.

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Radar Chief 04-28-2011 03:46 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599690)
Oh that. Yeah you would remember that.

If it makes you feel any better we've had more than our share of painful playoff losses.
Pfft. I don’t even want to hear it. You have no idea the pain and suffering it is to be a Griefs fan.

Donger 04-28-2011 03:48 PM
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Originally Posted by Jaric (Post 7599690)
Oh that. Yeah you would remember that.

If it makes you feel any better we've had more than our share of painful playoff losses.
It does not.

Adept Havelock 04-28-2011 03:51 PM
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Originally Posted by Simplex3 (Post 7597635)
Err, just one question:

How do you get out for food? The only way to roll during zombie apocalypse is an island large enough to grow your own food, but not so large you won't have enough ammo to kill all the zombies that may be on it with you.
What keeps the zombies from walking across the ocean/lake floor to the island?

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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599681)
I believe that I can achieve peace in our time.
Ah yes, England's predecessor to the Killer Joke.


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kchero 04-28-2011 03:58 PM
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Originally Posted by Donger (Post 7599520)
Has it occurred to any of you to try and make peace with the zombies?
Take this to D.C. tree-hugger :p

Donger 04-28-2011 04:01 PM
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Originally Posted by Adept Havelock (Post 7599755)
Ah yes, England's predecessor to the Killer Joke.


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LMAO

Jaric 04-28-2011 04:27 PM
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Originally Posted by Radar Chief (Post 7599740)
Pfft. I don’t even want to hear it. You have no idea the pain and suffering it is to be a Griefs fan.
Well hey, you've always got Super Bowl 4. That was pretty neat right? Hank Stram is pretty awesome. Matriculating the ball and such.

...

Ok, I'll stop.

:sulk:


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