ChiefsPlanet
Page 5 of 41 1234 5 678915 Last »
Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

ChiefsPlanet (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/index.php)
-   Nzoner's Game Room (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/forumdisplay.php?f=1)
-   -   Prayer Request Judgement Day is coming (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245026)

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 09:50 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 7638025)
The rainbow is God's covenant that he will not flood the earth again. I wonder how the republicans feel about the rainbow being strongl;y conected to ga;ys
It's cool how much physics he worked up just so he could do that. Light diffraction and everything. Wouldn't it have been much easier to just snap your fingers and have one painted in the sky on the anniversary of said event?

Dave Lane 05-12-2011 09:51 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by BIG K (Post 7638022)
Though I do not believe any 'man' on earth can predict the coming, since God has said I will come like a theive in the night, I am okay with May 21st or any other day.....My sould is prepared, how is yours? Indianna Jones quote......Either way, we are good here....
How much sould did he prepare cuz I get hungry sometimes?

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-12-2011 10:38 PM
Skynet has become self-aware


http://elitechoice.org/wp-content/up...-2-robot-1.jpg

Crush 05-13-2011 01:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7638091)
I really wish they would make a Terminator movie set in the future as depicted in the original Terminator. If Jesus (Christ or the gardener) decides to come back before they make that movie, I will be really pissed.

|Zach| 05-13-2011 01:37 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dave Lane (Post 7637516)
Personally I believe everything in that video is far more likely than ANY "god" coming to end the world.
Yea dude. You aren't into religion. We get it.

Saccopoo 05-13-2011 01:45 AM
****, I hope so.

I'm tired of paying out the ass for health insurance just in case this shit happens.

007 05-13-2011 02:59 AM
Watched 2012. Lots of splosions and stuff.

-King- 05-13-2011 03:41 AM
My birthday is May 26th http://i55.tinypic.com/2hplx5x.gif

Mr. Flopnuts 05-13-2011 03:53 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by -King- (Post 7638182)
My birthday is May 26th http://i55.tinypic.com/2hplx5x.gif
1 month to the day after mine.

Earthling 05-13-2011 07:09 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by SNR (Post 7637044)
Sweet. I should have enough in life savings to last me the next 9 days.
I'd pay ya back double if you can lend me some for a couple of weeks...

MOhillbilly 05-13-2011 07:14 AM
.
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/66QcIlblI1U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

Earthling 05-13-2011 07:20 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by MOhillbilly (Post 7638266)
.
<iframe width="425" height="349" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/66QcIlblI1U" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
Glad you posted this. I've been wanting to learn this one but somehow keep forgetting about it. :thumb:

Pedro 05-13-2011 07:33 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Crush (Post 7638162)
I really wish they would make a Terminator movie set in the future as depicted in the original Terminator. If Jesus (Christ or the gardener) decides to come back before they make that movie, I will be really pissed.
No need to be pissed. The movie has already been made.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminator_Salvation

Simplex3 05-18-2011 02:02 PM
http://patriotboy.blogspot.com/2011/...ture-tips.html
Quote:
Top Ten Rapture Tips
In preparation for Saturday's Rapture, I'm sharing my top ten rapture tips:

10. Pass gas before leaving atmosphere to prevent embarrassing trajectory changes.

9. Bring a firearm in case some bastard cuts you off at the Kolob exit.

8. Refrain from drinking liquids--God ain't going to pull over.

7. Good manners dictate that you shake Jesus' hand before hugging Ayn Rand and punching Gandhi.

6. Call out greetings to friends immediately after liftoff--in space, no one can hear you scream.

5. To decrease atmospheric friction, refrain from using Cialis, Viagra, or any other hardening agents after midnight on Friday.

4. Wear clean underwear; you don't want to embarrass your mother if you're the bastard who cuts me off at the Kolob exit.

3. Bring a big bottle of Aquafina. Jesus loves a good wine.

2. Don't buzz the Jews.

1. Keep your sunroof open.

Inspector 05-18-2011 02:17 PM
Was the time of day indicated?

I usually mow my yard early in the day but I may need to do it Friday evening.


All times are GMT -6. The time now is 03:55 PM.
Page 5 of 41 1234 5 678915 Last »
Show 80 post(s) from this thread on one page

Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.8
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions, Inc.