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Penis Freckle. (https://chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=245038)

Hog's Gone Fishin

05-12-2011 09:06 PM

ThaT'S A FRICTION BURN FROM JERKING OFF YOU DUMBASS !

Okie_Apparition

05-12-2011 09:13 PM

And the story keeps changing..

rockymtnchief

05-12-2011 09:19 PM

http://www.cheftools.com/images/06-0695.jpg

LiveSteam

05-12-2011 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Detoxing (Post 7636642)

WTF, man?

I just went to go take a leak and discovered that i have a ****ing penis freckle. An ugly, brown freckle on my shaft. It's towards the base on the west side, and it's ugly.

My rod is a thing of beauty. A sight to behold. I take great pride in how pretty my dick is. Seriously, the doctors did a great job on my cut and Lord blessed me downstairs. I wouldn't change a thing about my cock. Until now at least.

Now i have this atrocious thing just hanging out and uglying up my wang. I'm pissed!

It's like a big scratch on a new shiny black paint job......ARGH!

If you didnt shave. You wouldn't know it was there.

luv	05-12-2011 09:38 PM

This could be the name of a band.

Munson

05-12-2011 09:58 PM

You've got the shaft cancer. The only cure is to chop it off.

Lumpy

05-12-2011 10:25 PM

Blemish stick ftw. :thumb:

WV	05-12-2011 10:56 PM

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../85809/200.jpg

nstygma

05-12-2011 11:53 PM

mix a little antifreeze in with your jergens and liberally apply it to your lesion thrice daily for 10 days. that should completely remedy the situation

Bowser

05-13-2011 12:03 AM

Never jerk off with a Sharpie in your hand.

Phobia

05-13-2011 01:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bowser (Post 7638143)

Never jerk off with a Sharpie in your hand.

This is sage advice. I did that once and my junk looked twice the size.

Mr. Flopnuts

05-13-2011 01:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 7638158)

This is sage advice. I did that once and my junk looked twice the size.

LMAO

big nasty kcnut

05-13-2011 06:14 AM

well you have that problem so what my rod is all powerful the ladies love to grab it like a stick shift.

Earthling

05-13-2011 06:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WVChiefFan (Post 7638104)

http://a1468.g.akamai.net/f/1468/580.../85809/200.jpg

I had a similar thought. They remove warts and moles with liquid nitrogen so.....

bevischief

05-13-2011 08:19 AM

Go get a few b#s to see if it will disappear.

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