OH MY GOD HOW DID YOU COME UP WITH THAT SICK RHYME BRO!!!!!?!?!

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would have farted


Rass Kass

Right about now
It's about that time
For me to holla
Girl I want to walla
In the back of my Impala

Well I've been listening to J.Cole a lot lately so a few so here's a few of his that I liked:

"To the college kids, no scholarships, starting your semeser
Unpacking your suitcases, filling up your dresser
Enjoy it while you got it, after that it's God bless ya
Life is your professor know that bitch is gon' test ya!"

"I'm just a man sometimes the timing is wrong
Plus my dick is like a man with a mind of it's own
But I'm trying to be strong, remind myself she ain't about shit
These hoes the same all that change is the outfit
Lookin for some cheese on some mouse shit
Suck a ****a, **** a ****a then go run they mouth quick
Rappers took a vacation I came over to housesit
You want change? This that between the seats in yo couch shit"

"One man's trash is another man's treasure
One man's pain is another man's pleasure
One damn thang you can't you can't change is the weather
But even if it rains we get rained on together
It's whatever, you shine, I shine
I know you got a 9 to 5, I'll be yo 5 to 9"

"I'm the truth and only time'll teach ya
And **** the haters, probably never loved they mommas neither
Ol' bitter ass sit around in middle class homes
With computers on hatin on the newest song
While y'all was browsing I was taking out the student loans
Trying to do this shit better than the ****as that we grew up on
Name a ****ing song I ain't threw up on
Talk is cheap it's like y'all grew up in a Jewish home
Pardon the stereotype but y'all giving me mixed feelings like I married a white woman
One minute I'm overrated, next minute I'm the savior
You hate it before you played it, I already forgave ya"

In the time of chimpanzees I was a monkey
Butane in my veins and I’m out to cut the junkie
With the plastic eyeballs, spray-paint the vegetables
Dog food stalls with the beefcake pantyhose

Pu$$y.

Pu$$y, pu$$y pu$$y.

Pu$$y, PU$$Y, PU$$Y PU$$Y!

PU$$Y!

"Murder is a tough thing to digest...it's a slow process and I ain't got nothing but time"

"Live from Bedford-Stuyvesant the livest one...representin BK the fullest gats I pull it...bastards ducking when Big be bucking...chickenheads be clucking in my bathroom ****ing...it ain't nothin"

"Killing y'all ****as on that lyrical shit...mayonnaise colored Benz I push miracle whips"

"Sticking up the preachers in the church I'm a stone crook...serial killer who works by the phonebook"

"Seen her on the ave spotted her more than once...ass so fat that you can see it from the front"

"We go to the spot and you still get it low...I get excited, but still love to hit it slow till your walls come tumbling down like Jericho"

Oh, in that case...

"Cause the man from Mars stopped eatin' cars and eatin' bars
And now he only eats guitars, get up! " -- Blondie, "Rapture", because it's crap.

Just Plug Me In Just Like I Was Eddie Harris
You're Eating Crazy Cheese Like You'd Think I'm From Paris
You Know I Get Fly You Think I Get High
You Know That I'm Gone And I'm A Tell You All Why
So Tell Me Who Are You Dissing Maybe I'm Missing
The Reason That You're Smiling or Wilding
So Listen In My Head I Just Want To Take 'em Down
Imagination Set Loose And I'm Gonna Shake 'em Down
Let It Flow Like A Mud Slide
When I Get On I Like To Ride And Glide
I've Got Depth Of Perception In My Text Y'all
I Get Props At My Mention 'Cause I Vex Y'All
So What'cha Want
I get So Funny With The Money That You Flaunt
I said Where'd You Get Your Information From Huh?
You Think That You Can Front When Revelation Comes

Well They Call Me Mike D The Ever Loving Man
I'm Like Spoonie Gee Well I'm The Metropolitician
You Scream And You Holler About My Chevy Impala
But The Sweat Is Getting Wet Around The Ring Around Your Collar
But Like A Dream I'm Flowing Without No Stopping
Sweeter Than A Cherry Pie With Ready Whip Topping
Goin' From Mic To Mic Kickin' It Wall To Wall
Well I'll Be Calling Out You People Like A Casting Call
Well It's Wack When You're Jacked In The Back Of A Ride
With Your Know With Your Flow When You're Out Getting By
Believe Me What You See Is What You Get
And You See Me I'm Coming Off As You Can Bet
Well I Think I'm Losing My Mind This Time
This Time I'm Losing My Mind

Believe that if you wanna, but I'll tell you this much: Riding on the train with no dough sucks.

That's the sound of a bottle when it's hollow
When you swallow it all wallow and drown in your sorrow
And tomorrow you're probably going to want to do it again
What's a little spinal fluid between you and a friend? Screw it
And what's a little bit of alcohol poisoning?
And what's a little fight?
Tomorrow you'll be boys again
It's your life
Live it however you wanna
Marijuana is everywhere
Where was you brought up?
It don't matter as long as you get where you're going
'Cause none of the shit is going to mean shit where we're going
They tell you to stop, but you just sit there ignoring
Even though you wake up feeling like shit every morning
But you're young
You've got a lot of drugs to do
Girls to screw
Parties to crash
Sucks to be you
If I could take it all back now, I wouldn't
I would have did more shit that people said that I shouldn't
But I'm all grown up now and upgraded and graduated
Did better drugs and updated
But I've still got a lot of growing up to do
I've still got a whole lot of throwing up to spew
But when it's all said and done I'll be 40
Before I know it with a 40 on the porch telling stories
With a bottle of Jack
Two grandkids in my lap
Babysitting for Hailie while Hailie's out getting smashed

"They got guns to my head, I think I'm goin down
I can't believe it's happenin in my own town
If I had wings I would fly, let me contemplate
I glanced in the cut and I see my homie Nate

16 in the clip and 1 in the hole, Nate Dogg is about to make some bodies turn cold
Now they droppin and yellin it's a tad bit late, Nate Dogg and Warren G had to regulate."

Regulators

Rollin' in my 5.0
With my rag-top down so my hair can blow

....AND I HOPE THATS SOON CAUSE IM GONNA BOOT YO MOTHA****IN ASS TO THE MOON...

In a 69 my Humpty nose will tickle your rear.