LMAO

Think that might be the most quotable movie evar..

relax,listen,talk

Story behind avatar pic?

I am going to assume that you haven't read Demongame. First off it is not really what you say, it is how you say it. Woman read your body and tone more than what you say. So just be yourself but BE SURE OF yourself! Now if you are a big pussy it will show through body language, believe me, if one drop of unrine comes out down your pant leg it will chase away this 9/10 hardbody. Just keep it light and fun, disagree with her if you have an opinion, and never give woman what they want until after you get physical.

Don't forget to ask her ex for permission to date her!

"Come to Butt-Head".

ROFL

ROFL

KY.

Use the DENNIS system.

Do you like the back door?

"Have I told you about the nipple research I'm conducting on my National Science Foundation grant?"

If you think she's out of your league then she is.

I'd start off with "hey, get my a beer."

Then I'd tell her thanks as she's getting naked.


Of course, I've also been married and divorced twice....