Twins, actually.

The good thing about being twins in this case is that you will never be the ugliest guy around.

Brian Waters carried us for so long, he was such a handsome man. I knew losing him would hurt.

It's Mccluster's fault. Brothers with dregs look like the Predator to me.

I think I know why. THey count team owners as part of the team.

Clark Hunt is an ugly, ugly, man.

Stephen Smith must be the gayest sports reporter ever. If he is looking for the most attractive team during the NFL opening week.

Not if you compare him to Al Davis.

Holly shit. My wife asked her parents for The Mask one year. They sent us Mask. This has to be the dude.

Not sure if this is what Rain Man meant by twins, but this guys has a twin brother on the Raiders I think.

Let me guess...the Seahawks guy's first name is Dumb...and the raiders guy's first name is Dumber?

I've said it before and I'll say it again:

I like my coffee hot, my beer cold, and my football players ugly.

Off the top of my head we have:

Matt Cassell
Eric Berry

and a bunch or average looking guys. It's not like that dude from "Mask" is playing center, who's bringing down the curve? Nonsense I say.

To be serious about it....

It's not grading features, it's grading how similar one half of the face is to the other.

I find the criteria a bit dubious to label 'attractiveness'. They didn't poll a bunch of women (the only accurate gauge)... they had a machine measure symmetry. A guy could look like a donkey, but as long as the two sides are symmetrical they'll get a better rating. They'll still be symmetrically ugly though.

This demoralized the team.

I think you are right. Ugly is as Ugly does.

I wonder if these people will conclude that there is a positive correlation between attractiveness and winning.... you know since they reportedly use such gigantic data sets.