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Dunit35 09-14-2011 05:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Frosty (Post 7909154)
Wear some Depends.

I'm going pee or forcing pee out before the tazer. Hopefully that helps.

Otter 09-14-2011 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7909065)
I'm getting tazed tomorrow around 9:30 am. I am not prepared for it.

Heh, right above my response and didn't see it.

If you want to limber up fill the bathtub up about 2 or 3 inches and drop in a hair dryer. It's really intense but quick and kind of on/off so once it's over you recover quick. Empty your bowels and bladder before. No, that's not a joke.

Gook luck and please, let us know how it goes.

Dunit35 09-14-2011 05:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Otter (Post 7909193)
Heh, right above my response and didn't see it.

If you want to limber up fill the bathtub up about 2 or 3 inches and drop in a hair dryer. It's really intense but quick and kind of on/off so once it's over you recover quick. Empty your bowels and bladder before. No, that's not a joke.

Gook luck and please, let us know how it goes.

I will. Just hoping I don't piss or shit myself. 5 seconds of severe pain... Just like my sexual experiences.

Frazod 09-14-2011 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7909219)
I will. Just hoping I don't piss or shit myself. 5 seconds of severe pain... Just like my sexual experiences.

Uh, you may not be doing it right. LMAO

DenverChief 09-14-2011 05:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7909219)
I will. Just hoping I don't piss or shit myself. 5 seconds of severe pain... Just like my sexual experiences.

have you ever stuck your finger in an electrical outlet or been shocked by 110?

Dunit35 09-14-2011 06:00 PM

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Originally Posted by DenverChief (Post 7909242)
have you ever stuck your finger in an electrical outlet or been shocked by 110?

No, only been slightly shocked.

Frazod 09-14-2011 06:05 PM

I pissed on an electric fence once. Knocked me off my feet. God did that ever suck. :cuss:

SAUTO 09-14-2011 06:33 PM

I worked at western auto on johnson drive right out of high school. The 220 plug on the balancer was ****ed and you had to wiggle it sometimes.

Pissed me off and I ghetto stomped it while I had one hand on the balancer and one on the wall (figured if it was broke they would have to finallyfix it) and it shocked the **** out of me. I was stuck there and all I could think was ifi didn't get loose I was a goner.

Finally got a hand free and broke the circuit. I still remember my buddies eyes and I ran by him out of the shop and sat down in the parking lot.
He was knelt down behind a car changing a bulb and looked like he saw a ghost his eyes were so big.

Blew out the ends of both index fingers and my right big toe. All looked like WAY over cooked hotdogs thst had split.

Muscles felt weird for days. And I dont think my cock had been that hard before or since. Just glad I didn't shit myself.
oh yeah they fixed the plug. They heard the screams inside the store
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LiveSteam 09-14-2011 06:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7909264)
No, only been slightly shocked.

I have never been tazed. But I did grow up on a farm with lots & lots of cows & miles & miles of charged barbwire, that I accidentally touched every now & then.
My cousin is a cop that also grew up out there on the family farm. said its about 1 in the same. I wouldn't be to scared of it

BillSelfsTrophycase 09-14-2011 06:44 PM

The absolute worst thing you can do after getting hit with pepper spray is take a piss


You thought the face pain was bad...Jesus





http://nerdmeltla.com/wp-content/upl...-you-know1.jpg

LiveSteam 09-14-2011 06:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Carls20yearplan (Post 7909330)
The absolute worst thing you can do after getting hit with pepper spray is take a piss


You thought the face pain was bad...Jesus





http://nerdmeltla.com/wp-content/upl...-you-know1.jpg

I think Bugs did this after canning a bunch of peppers a few years back.

DenverChief 09-14-2011 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7909264)
No, only been slightly shocked.

well you hear a loud hum in your head and you can't move...that about sums it up...unless you are a super muscle head it doesn't really hurt -

Dunit35 09-15-2011 11:18 AM

Tazer done. We were gator clipped instead of shot and it hurt like a son of a bitch. I didn't do anything stupid. I would chose the Tazer any day over the pepper spray.

Rausch 09-15-2011 11:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7910649)
Tazer done. We were gator clipped instead of shot and it hurt like a son of a bitch. I didn't do anything stupid. I would chose the Tazer any day over the pepper spray.

I'll take the uber-hurt for 5 seconds over getting sprayed...

Buehler445 09-15-2011 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunit35 (Post 7910649)
Tazer done. We were gator clipped instead of shot and it hurt like a son of a bitch. I didn't do anything stupid. I would chose the Tazer any day over the pepper spray.

So where did they hook the clips?


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