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Sixteen years of human-squirrel diplomacy ... gone in an instant. (https://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=252948)

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 8142123)

A plum tree pruning squirrel
There's a poop joke in there somewhere
hanging

seems like you are going back to you OLD style. Which sucks.

Natty Light?
far far
worse

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Originally Posted by Okie_Apparition (Post 8142158)

Natty Light?
far far
worse

brain damaged
you are, as
Okie Apparition or Blue Balls.

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Originally Posted by burt (Post 8142247)

brain damaged
you are, as
Okie Apparition or Blue Balls.

Reaper is
Going to
Shoot somebody soon
Posted via Mobile Device

your pornstache
is really a dyed squirrel tail
But I must admit it works

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Originally Posted by Rain Man (Post 8141002)

This thing catches the wind, arcs out and then peels back toward the tree. The plum tree is one of those trees that has a lot of dense branches and twigs and stuff, and this thing stays airborne, zips through the branches ... and nails the squirrel right in the shoulder blade. He never knew what hit him.

Good for you.

Last spring, I went to the mailbox one morning. After dropping in the letter, I turned back for the house. Across the street there was a squirrel on a branch and across about an eight-foot gap was a building, an old-folks home with an old-fashioned veranda balcony. The squirrel leapt for the balcony - missed - and hit the wall flush. He sort of toppled down the wall to the ground, layed there a few seconds, then realized the ground is no place for a squirrel to be in this cat&dog heavy neighborhood and leapt up onto the tree trunk. At this point, he noticed me watching him - and gave me thirty seconds of angry shit-talking as if I was to blame for his own incompetence!

These Denver squirrels need a little comeuppance.

I predict the squirrels will go all Jedi on Rain Man.

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Has anyone heard from Rain Man today? It's entirely possible we will be getting a crudely made home video of Rain Man with duct tape over his mouth in a nondescript basement soon.

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Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 8143570)

Has anyone heard from Rain Man today? It's entirely possible we will be getting a crudely made home video of Rain Man with duct tape over his mouth in a nondescript basement soon.

More likely a nondescript hollow tree.

He has been awfully quiet today. Maybe they got to him already.

Ah, poor Rainman.

LMAO That is a funny story, Mr. Rain Man! Whatever you do, if you begin feeding your li'l furry buddy, (as opposed to hitting him w/ crackers), never run out of food!

This is the look I get from our squirrel, Wally, when we run out of peanuts...

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We have another squirrel that comes around too, but he's too timid and won't let us feed him by hand. We named him Willy, (he only has one eye).

Rainman, my only advice is......

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Originally Posted by tk13 (Post 8143570)

Has anyone heard from Rain Man today? It's entirely possible we will be getting a crudely made home video of Rain Man with duct tape over his mouth in a nondescript basement soon.

I think it's important we all agree up front that we will never give in to terrorist demands.

Is there a SEAL team stationed near Denver?