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Easy 6 05-10-2012 07:02 PM

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Originally Posted by GoHuge39 (Post 8607533)
I recently spent a couple days at one of my client's office getting some things done. Hadn't ever met his wife before, but she does the books and is in every so often. They've got a cute little kid that is 22 months old (didn't know at that the time but I put him around 2). I had been talking to her for about 15 minutes and the kid climbs up on her lap and she whips out her floppy tit and little man goes to work. This all happens and she never breaks eye contact with me. Guess dude just needed a few pulls off it because he gets back down after maybe 30 seconds and floppy tit is stowed away. I thought that was strange and figured he wasn't that hungry, but when the whole thing played out again 20 minutes later I've got some serious WTF going through my head.

Now I don't know what the official time frame is for weening a kid of the tit is, but when they can walk, talk, and crawl up on the mother's lap (unassisted) I think we've gotta be close to shutting down shop. Especially when it is no longer a breastfeeding session and it has been reduced to a few pulls off the knocker. Reminded me of a guy bellying up to the bar just asking for a shot.

Am I the weird one or is that..........hell IDK how else to say it other than just kinda ****ed up?


ROFL

I've witnessed similar, sooo perfectly worded, puts me right there with you.

hometeam 05-10-2012 07:15 PM

Lucky kid.

Phobia 05-10-2012 08:43 PM

Mikey likes it.

The Dawg 05-10-2012 08:51 PM

Niceeeee

Frazod 05-10-2012 08:53 PM

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Originally Posted by hometeam (Post 8607619)
Lucky kid.

Sucking on an A cup? What's the most he's going to get out of each one, a shot glass full?

Blick 05-10-2012 09:05 PM

It's good to breastfeed. I don't see what the big deal is.

mikey23545 05-10-2012 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8607753)
Mikey likes it.

Hey!

BigMeatballDave 05-10-2012 09:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Blick (Post 8607794)
It's good to breastfeed. I don't see what the big deal is.

It is, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

This picture crosses it.

Plus, the boy is 3. That's really pushing it.

Pitt Gorilla 05-10-2012 09:37 PM

http://www.cobraisland.com/images/sm...fyDuck-Fap.gif

Bump 05-10-2012 09:42 PM

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Originally Posted by mikeyis4dcats. (Post 8607245)
he's 3 years old, which isn't totally unusual. I've read of kids as old as 5 and 6 still nursing. Ours stopped at 18 months of his own accord, we were hoping to make it to 2.

lol, maybe in the Appalachian Mountains where you live, but here that's not cool.

Bump 05-10-2012 09:42 PM

too fat

Setsuna 05-10-2012 10:41 PM

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Originally Posted by frazod (Post 8607771)
Sucking on an A cup? What's the most he's going to get out of each one, a shot glass full?

Those are AAs man. That's 2 shot glasses. BAM!

MagicHef 05-10-2012 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8607834)
It is, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

This picture crosses it.

Plus, the boy is 3. That's really pushing it.

Why?

Blick 05-10-2012 11:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Dave (Post 8607834)
It is, but you have to draw the line somewhere.

This picture crosses it.

Plus, the boy is 3. That's really pushing it.

The picture is meant to be controversial. It's a magazine cover, not an accurate portrayal of breastfeeding in their home.

The World Health Organization recommends breastfeeding until two years of age and beyond.

If the mother and child are still comfortable with it, then what's the problem? You recognized the benefits of it.

BillSelfsTrophycase 05-10-2012 11:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Bump (Post 8607863)
too fat

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedi...Q_portrait.jpg


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