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KChiefer 08-22-2012 10:41 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843500)
Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.
Reminds me of this youtube that was posted here a while back.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vBlF-p3YMw4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:43 PM
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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 8843527)
Reminds me of this youtube that was posted here a while back.

<iframe width="560" height="315" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/vBlF-p3YMw4" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe>
I remember that. I'd pay the dude just for the entertainment value.

Phobia 08-22-2012 10:44 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843500)
Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.
You fell for this?
http://youtu.be/vBlF-p3YMw4

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8843535)
You fell for this?
http://youtu.be/vBlF-p3YMw4
That's a very kind way of calling bullshit.

SPchief 08-22-2012 10:46 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843433)
Big whitey here.

For the record fried chicken, and catfish are delicious. Watermelon sucks, though.
If you haven't had lutfi's, you haven't had good catfish

SPchief 08-22-2012 10:48 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843500)
Heh. We had a cleanser salesman show up at our door a few months back. He was black, funny as shit, but he kept making race jokes. He sprayed the solution that he was trying to sell us on his arm and said, "see, this stuff won't even turn me a Michael Jackson white". I replied with, "well, I'm sure he's whiter now". The guy damn near lost it.

A little while later, Gonzo was talking to the guy and our exterior light came on. The guy jumped and said, "damn, what the hell triggered that to come on". Gonzo said, "the light activates whenever there's a minority on our porch trying to sell us crap". Again, the guy was in tears, laughing his off.

We ended up buying 2 bottles of the cleaning solution from the guy.
Suckers

Ceej 08-22-2012 10:48 PM
I love fred chicken and watermelon.

Hate catfish.

But I do love me some Family Matters and Fresh Prince, yo.

listopencil 08-22-2012 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by Bugeater (Post 8843314)
Well you would know since you're the official black person of Chiefsplanet.
That's bullshit. I want to be the official black person of Chiefs Planet. I'm not black, but it would be cool.

KChiefer 08-22-2012 10:54 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843522)
I hear your people have no souls. True or false?
My body will have three until the day I get caught in a bear trap, die, or start rooting for the donks. If it's gotta happen I'm praying for the 1st two.

KcMizzou 08-22-2012 10:57 PM
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Originally Posted by KChiefer (Post 8843557)
My body will have three until the day I get caught in a bear trap, die, or start rooting for the donks. If it's gotta happen I'm praying for the 1st two.
Thanks. South Park didn't explain that.

Lumpy 08-22-2012 10:58 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Phobia (Post 8843535)
You fell for this?
http://youtu.be/vBlF-p3YMw4
Quote:
Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8843543)
Suckers
Yeah. We fell for it. LMAO

Truth be told, that stuff actually does work well! It's called Advanage 20X. It was a bit pricey, but hey, we didn't mind paying for great entertainment, too. The guy definitely earned his commission that night.

Bugeater 08-22-2012 10:58 PM
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Originally Posted by listopencil (Post 8843556)
That's bullshit. I want to be the official black person of Chiefs Planet. I'm not black, but it would be cool.
Well it's not like Shogun is embracing the role, nor is he actually black either, so I guess the title is yours if you want it. Enjoy.

SPchief 08-22-2012 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Lumpy (Post 8843571)
Yeah. We fell for it. LMAO

Truth be told, that stuff actually does work well! It's called Advanage 20X. It was a bit pricey, but hey, we didn't mind paying for great entertainment, too. The guy definitely earned his commission that night.
Have I ever told you about some great knives you can own?

KChiefer 08-22-2012 11:19 PM
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Originally Posted by KcMizzou (Post 8843565)
Thanks. South Park didn't explain that.
I understand your confusion. Those kids are from CO though. If you are born within proximity of pile-high, you are devoid of soul. That whole episode was just Cartman deflecting his own ugly truth.

Lumpy 08-22-2012 11:21 PM
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Originally Posted by SPchief (Post 8843602)
Have I ever told you about some great knives you can own?
Sorry. We don't buy knives from white folks.


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