It said today, live at noon EST? Nothing appears to be going on at the site.

They're making a big production out of it. Who knows when they'll actually get around to opening the package?

http://www.vgtv.no/#!id=55544

Here we go...Al Capone's vault time!

A bunch of ****ing cloth?

Letters, documents, notebooks...

What the heck is that? It's levitating on its own. And that material is so shimmery. I've never seen anything like it.

Oh, wait. It's just a bunch of papers.

I'll bet it was just some stuff he was going to throw out in the trash.

Still more intriguing than Al Capone's vault.

What's going on? All I can see is a black screen, the video stream won't load.

I'M MISSING IT!!!

I think it's over. I'm just getting a very odd Scandinavian violin performance now.

****!!!

The biggest revelation in a century and I ****ing missed it!

The only odd thing is that you've seen more than one Scandinavian violin performance...

It has been opened, now they are looking at is all in more detail in the back and then they will bring it back onstage I believe.

It's a recipe book or a treasure map.

And then they will read it and the old gods will rise up out of the deep and the world will end.

****ing white people...