Old Henny Youngman joke:

"A streetwalker came up to me outside my hotel. She said 'I'll do anything you want for $50.' I said 'Paint my house!' "

There was a great ep of SNL with Jack Black where he was a troll on the mountain complaining about the village always bringing him virgins as tribute. He was tired of them and wanted a girl that knew what she was doing LMAO.

Same ep had a skit with Jack as a High Times Investigative Reporter

Anyone read the last line where the man's virginity sold for $3,000? That is the story I am more interested in. Who paid for that?

$27.25 for a little girl-girl action. Excellent bid, sir. Now do I hear $30? $30 to explore undiscovered Brazil? Hominahominahomina, $30?

How would you like to be the guy who lost that auction though? $779k burning a hole in his pocket and no virgins in sight. I guess he'll just have to call one thousand dollar a night hooker over to his house every day for the next 2 years. Sucks to be him.

Brazilians have the greatest asses tho. Hands down.

For that kind of money I don't want a virgin, I want a slutty Brazillian hotty that has one pocket full of condoms, one pocket full of blow, no front teeth and driving a beer truck.

The dude that won the bid ought to introduce the Brazilian chick to that great American challenge thing.

The dude too.
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She's no Adriana...

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IwRqx_H611...ingerie_53.jpg

for that kinda scratch she's swallowing and doing ass to mouth.

Even THIS- as fantastic as it would be- is not worth $780,000.
EDIT: well, unless you were a gazillionaire who could easily afford $780,000. Then yes, she would be worth it.

I mean, I would probably smash. But, I would spend somewhere in the neighborhood of around 0 dollars for it.