Would make for an awesome start to a movie.

Eagle nabs baby, raises it as its own, and becomes so sort of super hero.

Fowl play.

Could you imagine how ****ed a goalpost would be if it grabbed a baby? /Matt Cassell

You're an asshole. Some of us are drinking. LMAO

http://www.perivision.net/wordpress/...-take-meme.jpg

Something like this?

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Easiest sign of the fake is that the eagles wing appears to be closer to the camera than the adult bending over the other kid.

If birds were as large as medium-sized dogs, we'd all be killed by now. Birds are very mean.

Dinos would wreck our shit.

Well, until we had evolved to develop guns.

Its a good think Larry bird was mostly flightless.

The mom's favorite song?

Hotel California

Also makes it all the more difficult to escape Mordor once you get there.

There are pros and cons.

Cut Its Fu**ing Head Off!

http://www.google.com/imgres?q=water...9,r:2,s:0,i:96

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Dinosaurs, or Jesus' horses, were friendly enough to let man ride them, at least the raptors.


Dad, did dinosaurs really exist?

Sure they did, son. The Bible says so. They didn't call them "dinosaurs" back then, but instead they were known as "leviathans" or "behemoths".

But, my science teacher says dinosaurs lived millions of years ago. Is that true?

Of course not, son.

Then how old are they?

Well, let's see. The Bible tells us [from Adam and Eve's family tree] that the Universe is only a few thousand years old. So dinosaurs had to have lived within the past few thousand years. That's simple logic, son.

Oh. So that means they were on Noah's Ark?

Absolutely! The Bible says two of every animal were brought [by God] to the ark. Dinosaurs were animals. So, using your logic again son, dinosaurs had to be on the ark.

Huh. So how come scientists say they're older than that? and died way before Jesus?

Well, son, they just make that up. Dinosaur bones don't have labels on them to tell how old they are. In fact, there is no proof whatsoever that the world and its fossil layers are millions of years old. No scientist saw dinosaurs die-
Dad!

No I'm serious. Scientists only find the bones in the here and now, and because many of them are evolutionists, they try to fit the story of the dinosaurs into their view.

That's sad. But I thought scientists were smart?

Sure, but they don't know everything. So they have to make stuff up to fit their beliefs. While you and I, we have the facts, straight from the Bible.
I don't want to be a scientist!

Ha! That's ok, son. It's better to be right, than smart. C'mon, wanna learn how to flip burgers like your Dad?

Yeah!

Prank video: students admit faking clip of Golden eagle snatching a toddler in Canada


http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worl...in-Canada.html