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Red Beans 01-03-2013 08:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by seclark (Post 9276619)
In, but I'm not chasing after anybody.
Sec
Had I not been an emotional wreck, it would have been top 3 psychedelic experiences without a doubt.

seclark 01-03-2013 08:20 PM
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Originally Posted by Red Beans (Post 9276652)
Had I not been an emotional wreck, it would have been top 3 psychedelic experiences without a doubt.
You''ll always have that.
Sec

Chiefshrink 01-03-2013 08:28 PM
The question you must ask yourself is "would I have felt awkward had my assistant NOT been there ?

ThaVirus 01-03-2013 08:45 PM
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Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9275702)
What's a bit overweight?

We talking normal people would tap it.....or only Hawk and ThaVirus?
This is a good question.

Is she pushing a deuce? We talking t'ree hunnit? T'ree fitty?

CoMoChief 01-03-2013 08:52 PM
Don't see how anyone could say "no" to this LMAO

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Setsuna 01-03-2013 10:55 PM
I love you guys.

Dayze 01-03-2013 10:58 PM
*raises hand** i can see your pussy / Dayze

TribalElder 01-03-2013 11:07 PM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9275682)
So I'm doing an exam on a new patient a few minutes ago. She's in her late 20's. Attractive face, very sweet, a bit overweight. None of this really matters, cuz I'm happily married. Anyhow, at the end of the exam she says "how old are you"? I tell her I'm 45. I ask her why she wanted to know. She looks at me and wispers "you are sexy". Yikes!!!! My assistant of 16 years is sitting right there taking notes. I try to not make eye contact, and told her, thank you, that is very flattering. Now, she's going to be coming back for treatment and I'm going to be thinking that she thinks I'm sexy the entire time. Thought I'd share.

Oh, and no, I'm not going to gas her and PIIHB you sick ****ers.
LOL

Have To

https://i.chzbgr.com/maxW500/2115491584/hA6F49F48/

boogblaster 01-03-2013 11:09 PM
well poopie .....

Dayze 01-03-2013 11:11 PM
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Originally Posted by TribalElder (Post 9277775)
LMAO

jesus. lol

tooge 01-03-2013 11:14 PM
She's probably 5'8 and about 165. By no means a pig but a bit heavy for me. It's still good to be called sexy, albeit in a very awkward place. I don't have a pic and couldn't post one if I did but I'd guess it'd be about 50/50 in the would you thread.

88TG88 01-03-2013 11:19 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Pestilence (Post 9275702)
What's a bit overweight?

We talking normal people would tap it.....or only Hawk and ThaVirus?
ROFLROFL

ThaVirus 01-03-2013 11:22 PM
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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9277809)
She's probably 5'8 and about 165.
Fat pig/ Omaha

Rain Man 01-03-2013 11:31 PM
When I was in New Orleans a few weeks ago, a woman on Bourbon Street said I had a nice rear end. I was flattered, but it didn't go any further because she lost her balance and fell, and then she and her friend had trouble getting her back on her feet again.

Goldmember 01-03-2013 11:33 PM
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Originally Posted by damaticous (Post 9275830)
that is awkward, but how about this....

my girlfriend of 7.5 years is leaving me. Most the stuff in my house in hers. She's packing right now. Very Awkward when I pass her in the house.

she was the one I was going to marry too. :(
7.5 years is a common law marriage in some states. You might be able to keep half her shit :)


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