Originally Posted by Red And Yellow (Post 9328472)

I hate people who try and push their religion on someone else, their intentions may be good but it's annoying. I don't need some one telling me what to believe in and why I should. Most the time these fools don't even know they are intruding idiots

Originally Posted by Iowanian (Post 9328646)

One time when I was a kid the Jehovah's showed up and we were working on the farm. My dad told them they could talk as long as they were scooping shit in the pig shed.

A few years ago they came to my house when we were working outside on a remodel and I told them the same thing(insert shoveling dirt and chopping tree roots).

They declined.

Originally Posted by frankotank (Post 9327930)

disconnect the doorbell and install one of these.
works like a charm! :D

http://www.tcnj.edu/~hofmann/humor/Misc/doorknocker.jpg

Originally Posted by penguinz (Post 9328672)

That reminds me... Why do some idiots think it is cool to hang plastic nuts from the back of their truck?

Originally Posted by Strongside (Post 9326225)

I was visiting my dad last summer and his girlfriend was living with him at the time. She had a 13 year old son who was staying there as well. This kid was a terror...a real shithead. One day the mormons came knocking and his mom got up to answer the door. When the kid saw who it was he got up and left the room. I didn't know what he was doing, but when he walked into the living room with a large life-like dildo I almost pissed myself. He went to the door and said "Mom, I found this in the laundry room, do you want me to put it back in your dresser?"

The two guys at the door immediately left. No questions, no words...just left. It was epic. She flipped.

Originally Posted by Saccopoo (Post 9327561)

Worthless without pics. And not of the dildo.

Originally Posted by AndChiefs (Post 9327758)

Oddly enough...I've never been visited by a Mormon or JW.

Originally Posted by KILLER_CLOWN (Post 9327852)

I dunno if they ate it or not but they insisted that I take the leaflet. I dropped it outside their door after they slammed it the 2nd time.

I was like you're doing it wrong guys.