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Kerberos 05-09-2013 07:34 PM

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Originally Posted by gblowfish (Post 9671404)
That cat looks like my kitty cat Meesh Meesh. I bet they are related.

Neva Masquerade Siberian??

TLO 05-09-2013 09:36 PM

My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?

In58men 05-09-2013 09:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9672368)
My pussy and i broke up about 2 weeks ago. But this new pussy invited me over to her house after I getoff work at midnight and told me to bring a movie. Am I about to land some new pussy? Any advice for a young fella like me?

Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT

KS Smitty 05-09-2013 09:46 PM

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Originally Posted by tooge (Post 9670624)
I found 3 lbs of morels last week. That's better than sex

It's crappie spawn season. Rather do that than sex.

I've got my jeep running, stopping, and only lights away from takin her out. Better than sex.

I got nuthin

:shake: How long's it been since you had sex?

Hammock Parties 05-09-2013 10:03 PM

http://i.imgur.com/8xidJYK.jpg

TLO 05-09-2013 10:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Inmem58 (Post 9672378)
Take over a romantic comedy. Not no sappy bullshit. Ask her if she drinks? Buy her what she likes. Wine or beer. Don't try to slap in 2nd gear unless you're just trying to hit it. KEEP YOUR COMPOSURE GOD DAMNIT

She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

Alex Smith 4Ever 05-09-2013 10:07 PM

Stop objectifying women

In58men 05-09-2013 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9672414)
She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

Always keep one handy in the wallet.

I good romantic comedy such as


Say Anything
Sixteen Candles
Chasing Amy
40 yr old virgin
Knocked Up
Wedding Crashers


You get the point. Get her favorite beer

wazu 05-09-2013 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9672414)
She asked me to bring some beer. Romantic comedy... Got it. I am trying to hit it, but unsure if I want anything else out of it. Do I pack protection?

Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.

TLO 05-09-2013 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by wazu (Post 9672425)
Nope, go ahead and impregnate. We need more of your kind.

Will do. Thanks!

In58men 05-09-2013 10:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Big Smoke (Post 9672439)
Will do. Thanks!

I would recommend you have a diaper party.

Free diapers bro

Simply Red 05-09-2013 10:27 PM

it's alright, that strange pussy - but she wanted a relationship and things - so she is gone now.

Hammock Parties 05-09-2013 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Simply Red (Post 9672448)
it's alright, that strange pussy - but she wanted a relationship and things - so she is gone now.

:hail:

Simply Red 05-09-2013 10:31 PM

it's not that I NEVER want a relationship - It's just I'm so busy and occupied w/ other things, my time is tough - & this lady lives an hour away.

I still have my other lady friend - but she's turned into a dear friend - that just romatically sorta fizzled - but we're dear friends and talk almost every day.

Times are odd - i'll be 41 in August - oh well, life's still very dope.

Simply Red 05-09-2013 10:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Wonton Prejudice (Post 9672461)
:hail:

http://i.imgur.com/76rjJr7.gif


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