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MahiMike 05-14-2013 12:08 PM

I basically cut out anything white; bread, sugar, pasta, dairy. I don't really miss it.

Drink gluten-free protein shakes. Vanilla w/berries or chocolate w/almond butter.

Almond butter is my new chocolate replacement. Cut up an apple and dip it in. Great snack.

The shakes I eat for breakfast every day. I've lost 10 lbs on this. 5 to go.

MahiMike 05-14-2013 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9681650)
I hate having more hair in and on my ears than on my head.

ROFL

Me too. But being bald in Florida has its advantages. Tan all over...

BlackHelicopters 05-14-2013 12:10 PM

Start smoking crack

penguinz 05-14-2013 12:24 PM

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Originally Posted by exterminator (Post 9681649)
Wait till your 60.

At the rate i am going 30% of my body will be titanium and silicon so I will probably feel better. I am hoping to hold out for the bionics and transform into Steve Austin.

Lzen 05-14-2013 12:43 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9681361)
....
Sad part is, I have no reason in the world to be stressed...

Uhhhhh.....Raiders fan?



:D

Lzen 05-14-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck (Post 9681489)
If thats all you have to worry about at 60.... you've done OK! I'll be 60 on the 1st of June, but I'm optimistic in spite of all the problems. Took the ChiefsPlanet Weight Loss Challenge & dropped 40 lbs down to 180. That helps, but does not cure degenerative disc disease or multilevel bilateral neuroforaminal stenosis.

Anyway, here's my learned advice to those Planeteers concerned about aging.... If you don't NEED erectile dysfunction drugs - don't take them! Seriously - you could break something. During a doctor visit I falsely told her that I have problems maintaining an erection. I saw those commercials on TV & figured that if they can turn an impotent man into a stud, they'd turn me into SuperPenis. Unfortunately, that's exactly what happened.

First there's the shock.... OMG!! OMG!! WTF IS that thing! It looks angry!! Then when the wife sees it.... "OMG!! OMG!! Its looking right at me! Its after me! AHHHH!!!!"

Sounds like fun sporting a third leg? It ain't. Blew up so big it popped a vessel & I came blood. Almost had to go to the ER. Don't mess with the stuff if you don't have an ED problem... you might break your toy.

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Nzoner 05-14-2013 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by R8ers (Post 9681361)

Stress will probably kill me eventually if I don't figure out how to manage it.

I got this from the American Heart Association and you can bet I'm showing this to the mrs.

Quote:

Learn to say "no." Don't promise too much. Reduce the amount of tension by having a shorter of list items that must be done. This may require you to reevaluate priorities and make difficult choices, but everyone must learn to live within manageable limits.

stevieray 05-14-2013 12:57 PM

ya, the last ten years..... in diapers and kidney failure....


puffpuffpuff

R8RFAN 05-14-2013 01:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 9681752)
Uhhhhh.....Raiders fan?



:D

I am sure it's a part of it
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Originally Posted by Nzoner (Post 9681777)
I got this from the American Heart Association and you can bet I'm showing this to the mrs.

Power to the people :thumb:

Groves 05-14-2013 01:46 PM

Figuring out new situations can bring some discomfort. It sounds like your body is aging normally.

If that's indeed the case, then the problem isnt your body or life. Go visit some people who've been suffering for decades.

Perspective adjusted.

Problem solved.

Ugly Duck 05-14-2013 02:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Lzen (Post 9681774)

I am serious. Stuff was called Levitra.... It may put an impotent guy back in the saddle again, but it'll take a normal guy places he may not wanna go. Beware!

Hootie 05-14-2013 02:09 PM

I had a real scare with my knee but I think it's 90% now...been playing football and softball on it and outside of subtle soreness the next day my performance is up to previous standard.

CanadianChief 05-14-2013 02:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Ugly Duck (Post 9681921)
I am serious. Stuff was called Levitra.... It may put an impotent guy back in the saddle again, but it'll take a normal guy places he may not wanna go. Beware!

Please tell me more...I'd like to freak the guys at the office out!!!!

DeepPurple 05-14-2013 02:15 PM

The old phrase 'use it or you'll lose it' hit home with me. I smoked for 35 years and didn't do a lick of exercise. I never got overweight, in fact I had a hard time keeping weight.

It's now six years since I quit, but what happened next after I quit made me really wake up. My doctor sent me for a stress EKG and I needed a stent in my heart. Then I was diagnosed with diabetes II and diabetic neuropathy in my feet. You can throw in severe carpal tunnel in both hands, although that wasn't caused by smoking but did require surgery on my hands.

Since 2009 I walk or ride a bicycle twice a week for 45 minutes. I play golf twice a week, I use to walk the course until I got bunions on my feet from the neuropathy, so now I ride a cart. I work out 2 or 3 times a week in the home, usually for two hours using two 20 pound hand weights, resistance bands and a ten pound medicine ball. Every Saturday morning I play shortstop for my softball team, we play three 14 game seasons a year.

I'm 5'8" and 160 pounds, so for my age I think I'm doing the exercise and eating OK. In fact, I look forward to doing so sort of exercise everyday. Being retired helps, I'm 62, will be 63 in July. I only wish I had started this many years ago. My advice is if you're not doing something now, then start. If you smoke, then quit.

Radar Chief 05-14-2013 02:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CanadianChief (Post 9681946)
Please tell me more...I'd like to freak the guys at the office out!!!!

He burst a vessel and spooged blood. I’d think that would do what you’re looking for.


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